#I just know he'll watch that video for five days straight

[osamusriceballs]

Kinktober Day 17 <3

Kenma x blowjobs

Warnings: NSFW, fem reader

Words: ~ 1k

Kinktober Masterlist II -> Next day

"Ahhh- slow down a bit, doll-"

His thighs clench under your fingers as he mumbles the words, and you take a deep breath through your nose as you slow down your pace. His long fingers are buried in your hair, occasionally pushing your head down and holding you in place when he's getting too close. Drool is coating your chin, your eyes watery at this point, and your throat clenches around him when he pushes too deep and makes you gag.

You look up at him, hoping not to look too much of a mess and instead somewhat hot, especially when you know that he's recording this. Kenma on the other hand knows that he doesn't need the recording to remember how you look like right now. Your lip gloss smeared on his cock, your hair no longer neatly done, but loose strands falling into your face and the straps of your bra falling down your shoulders, revealing a part of your chest seductively.

But what really makes this moment unforgettable for him, is your facial expression. He can see how much you enjoy it, see how eager you are to please him, to be his good girl- and he's certain that he's never seen a sight this hot before.

You swirl the tip of your tongue around his cock, a groan coming from the back of his throat as you keep on teasing his sensitive tip. "Just like that- you feel so good," he sounds surprisingly calm, but the way his hips slightly buck into your mouth reveal that he's everything but calm.

You groan, spit coating your chin as you bop your head and let the tip of his cock meet the back of your throat, knowing fully well that this will make you gag if you do it repeatedly, but still wanting to take as much of him into your mouth as you can. He moans, and the way you slowly increase your pace has him close his eyes for a few seconds to stay focused. "Ohh, fuck- you're way too good at this, I'm not gonna last long," his breath is rapid and shallow, his hand slightly pressing your head down just a bit more when you press your tongue flatly against the underside of his cock.

You let him use you, allowing his hands to guide your head up and down while he fucks your face. Your body feels hot, your mind dizzy from the slightest lack of oxygen, but hot desire rushes through your body at every single one of the unrestricted sounds that leave his lips.

"Gonna-" a groan leaves his lips, his mouth falling agape and his brows furrow when he holds your head in place as shoots his cum down your throat. You choke, but still try to swallow as much as you can, feeling the liquid filling up your mouth with a salty taste while he moans your name and twitches inside of your mouth. You swallow a few times around his cock until he releases a small whine, and you finally release him.

His eyes are wide while he watches how you clean his cock thoroughly, giving little kitten licks to the sensitive tip until you have all of his cum in your mouth and his cock is only glistening with your spit. A few moments pass before you finish up licking him clean and tucking him back into his pants, leaving no evidence of the sinful deeds prior. You can feel how his body tenses at every single touch of your hands, your effect on him undeniable. Kenma releases his grip on our hair, one of his hands now tilting your chin until you look up at him- and you get lost in his beautiful golden eyes.

"Come here." He suddenly gets up, his features unusual soft when he grabs your hands and helps you to get on your feet before he directs you to sit on the chair. His hand softly comes to your chin once again and rubs the spit away, a gentle smile coating his lips.

Kenma pecks your lips, shortly, a faint blush coating his cheeks now before he quickly turns around to face the multiple screens behind him. You can only see his back when he leans over the desk, the continuous clicks of the mouse and the sound of him typing on his keyboard accompanying him. The sounds you've already gotten so used to ever since he started his streamer career a few years ago and asked you to move in. "Here we go, " he mumbles when a big video finally shows up on the screen.

"It's all set up. We can start whenever you're ready." His soothing voice comes from the speaker, and you blush when you see yourself on the screen, your body only clad in the red lingerie he got for you, and Kenma, with his cat-like eyes watching you carefully with reddened cheeks as you sink to your knees in front of him and palm him through his boxers.

His body blocks the screen for a moment when he steps in front of you and rests his hands on your thighs to spread your legs. All your questions are answered when he kneels in front of you, getting comfortable on the ground before he pulls the chair closer until he's directly facing your panties. A mischievous glint sparks in his golden eyes when he looks up at you, the sounds of you sucking his cock now filling the room from the speakers behind, but you hear his next words clearly even through the noise.

"How about you relax and watch that video while I'm practicing for the next one?"

[fiddler-sticks]

Jay's Weird Dream

Ninjago Secret Santa gift for @finn-m-corvex :))

Jay loosened his tie and collapsed into bed. The staff meeting had not gone the way he wanted it to. Yes, he spends half his shifts playing Prime Empire, but c'mon! It's a Milton Dyer classic! Besides, he's got all the employees under him doing most of the work anyway. But if things don't improve soon, he might become demoted from manager, and then he's really screwed. Looks like he'll actually have to start overseeing things more instead of working on Level 7.

Jay sighed, and threw the tie across the room. This was all a problem for tomorrow. For now, he wanted to get some sweet, sweet sleep. Not bothering to take off the rest of his suit, he fell asleep.

When Jay woke up, he was in a different bed than the one he fell asleep in. Slightly confused, he sat up and looked around. He was in a room that had 4 other beds in it, all color-coded. It felt familiar to him somehow, but he couldn't quite put a finger on where he had seen it before.

Deciding he wasn't in any immediate danger, he wandered out of the room's door, and ran straight into a kid dressed in all green. Jay jumped slightly, ready to fight if needed, but the kid didn't seen like he posed any threat.

"Woah there, Jay! Didn't mean to scare you. I was just wondering if you wanted to play Prime Empire with me? Cole and Kai are too busy, and I don't want to play against Zane, since he wins every time," said the kid.

Cole? Kai? Zane? The names sounded familiar to him, but again, he couldn't really remember where. Jay didn't know how the kid knew his name, but he hardly looked dangerous, and Jay needed some extra video game time now that he was supposed to be putting in more effort at work, so he said, "Sure kid, I'll play with you."

"Jayyyy," the kid whined. "I'm not a kid anymore! I haven't been a kid since… Well, you know," he trailed off.

"Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about, kid. Now where's the TV?"

"You sure are acting weird."

"Like you know me at all," Jay muttered under his breath so the kid couldn't hear.

"Anyway, I'm on Level 7. I know you've completed all 13, but just cut me some slack! I'm not as good as you yet," the kid was saying.

He finished all the levels? But he was only on Level 7. Jay supposed it was fine that the kid overestimated his skills as they were at the same level, but the misinformation still weirded him out.

"Whatever. Just get ready for me to absolutely crush you."

"Oh, you're on!" the kid said, and ran off somewhere, probably to the TV. Jay quickly followed him.

"Wanna race in the Speedway Five-Billion?" the kid asked.

"Sure, kid. I'm gonna beat you though," said Jay.

"I wouldn't be so sure about that, I've been practicing against Cole."

"Who's Cole?"

"Ha, funny. As much as you hate to admit it, Cole is the only one who can give you a run for your money!"

"Okay, let's just play the game now."

"Fine. I'm still gonna beat you though," the kid said, now unwrapping a green lollipop and sticking it in his mouth.

"No way. I'm gonna be the one winning!"

The kid ended up winning the race, a shit-eating grin on his face.

"Oh, come on! I demand a rematch!" Jay exclaimed.

"Nuh uh, I'm taking my win and running with it! I'm not gonna let you taint the good name of Lloyd Garmadon."

So that was what the kid was called. Lloyd seemed like a weird name for a teenager, but who was Jay to question name choices. He was named after a petty crime, after all.

"So, what do you want to do now?" Lloyd asked.

Jay looked at his watch, and winced at the time. "Sorry kid, but I gotta get back to work. My shift starts soon."

"Work? What do you mean work, you just woke up from a nap and it's our day off."

"Day off from what?"

"Ninja stuff, what else?"

Jay's brain malfunctioned for a second. "I'm sorry, ninja stuff?!"

"Uh, yeah? We're ninja. Have been since you guys were teenagers. Are you feeling okay, Jay? You've been acting really weird."

"I think I need a nap…"

Lloyd looked confused. "But you just woke up from a nap?"

"Yeah, and I obviously need another one. Look, kid, I'm not a ninja. Never have been, never will be. I'm Manager of Realm Reassignment for The Administration, and if I don't get back to work, I could lose my position. I'd love to stay here and keep playing Prime Empire with you, but the world stinks, so I can't, alright?"

Lloyd looked confused, and a little sad. "Yeah, maybe you do need another nap," he said softly, and turned to leave.

Jay felt bad for ranting at the kid and almost went after him, but thought he better leave him alone. This was all too much and too confusing for him, and on top of everything he had a wicked headache, so with that clouding his better judgment, he strode back into the room he woke up in, laid down on the blue bed, and went to sleep.

When Jay woke up, he was back in his own bed, alarm clock beeping loudly beside him. He sat up and rubbed his eyes.

"Some dream," he mumbled to himself. "A ninja. I think I need to be getting more sleep, if this is what my brain is coming up with now."

In another realm, a man clad all in green was also waking up. A small smile and a look of determination found its way to his face as he remembered the dream.

[miss-wanna-write]

I MADE GOOD ON THAT THREAT! it's time for my 2nd trial revisions to the milgram speculations found here!

we're only going to cover the first five prisoners, cause i'm having Thoughts. per usual, @abyssalressentiment has listened to my incoherant ramblings and has my eternal thanks

Haruka

he strikes me as such a child of divorce

so picture this. as one last attempt to save a failing marriage, haruka is born. but like, that never works. so they divorce anyways. and the artist formerly known as Mrs Sakurai doesn't want their final mistake, so Mr Sakurai gets custody.

so Haruka's mother moves on, Mr Sakurai also resents the kid he doesn't want but raises him anyways, and Haruka suffers all the while.

aside from that, i think Haruka murdered his step (or half) sister. the child from his mothers new, happier, marriage.

and moving forward, i think there's a good chance of Haruka murdering Muu in between rounds 2 & 3. he can only hurt those younger than him, after all.

Yuno

girlboss gotta girlboss

Yuno being so pissed at how she perceived our judgement is funny to me? she's so straight forward in something that i wouldn't even fight her on?

she's a highschooler who wants to enjoy her youth, having an abortion was the best choice for both her and the theoretical child.

moving forward, i don't think Yuno will understand why she was voted innocent again, especially with such a large margin, because she doesn't want to understand.

tbh, once Yuno is voted 3 streak innocent and leaves MILGRAM (hopefully), give her a few years and I can see her being a part of the drunk girl choir. y'know, the drunk girls in a bar bathroom who tell you not to text your ex and are a modern day greek chorus

Fuuta

to me, Fuuta is someone who must be broken down for him to seek redemption. he cannot be coddled or he will not learn. no patronizing "boys will be boys" justifications, no "he's just a skrunkly" dealings.

i do think that his murder was the result of peer pressue and a snowball effect, and that he has a point in questioning why it seemed like he was the only one punished for it, when others did just as much, but that still doesn't excuse him, just makes it a bigger problem.

also, i think he should've had a 60/40 innocent vote. to keep him humble.

fuuta's been through too much suffering to do a 180 on the personality redemption, so i doubt he'll become a cocky son of a bitch again, but i sure hope he doesn't treat his innocent verdict like it's an internet call out, and give us his monetized youtube apology vid for his 3rd trial song

if he had been voted guilty i think his 3rd trial song would be in a gladiator arena, with him fighting for his life in a bloodbath just like the internet comment sections lol

Muu

few things, one Guilty. two, i have a bug phobia so i watched the video once and never again.

Muu is what I believe proves that the theme of 3 & 4 is "Shifting Blame". I have a lot of words I can say about this but none that will sound right, it's such a heavy topic.

So instead I'm going to talk about her songs. Otome Dissection, which I've seen interpreted as a girl faking harm in order to get someone's attention (with romantic intentions), and MDKR about a loveless relationship. I think Muu did like her murder victim, but she's a twisted individual who only knows manipulation and using her power to get what she wants, so she bullies her with the Popular Girls while acting like "you know this will all stop if you just submit"

listen, Muu is a real piece of work and I'm not suprised she's p much confirmed guilty right now. voting her innocent won't do anything good and she's got a terrible personality.

moving forward, i honestly think there is a non-zero chance of her dying in between rounds. and if she does survive to the 3rd trial, she's going to be such a wreck i actually can't wait. you thought amane was bad? i think muu will be worse.

Shidou

Shidou has such Captain Bobby Nash from 911 fox vibes.

to expand that above thought, both characters had their families die, and you know Shidou may not have extracted the organs of his fam but he sure felt like he did, and both intended to atone for it with their lives. Bobby intended on saving as many lives as he had (unintentionally) taken in that apartment complex fire, before killing himself and joining his family. Shidou feels he cannot atone for what he put all those families whom he asked to donate their braindead kin's organs, and intends to die as punishment for his crimes. Both find a second reason to live, and rebuild their lives without forgetting their pasts.

and another thing (unrelated), i also want to hang with this guys dead wife. I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S A DILF. makes the anime crocks & socks he's wearing make more sense. I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S A DILF

i dont know if im saying this right, or how realistic this is, but i want his 3rd trial incarnation to move forward. i want him to have a shot in his 3rd song where he's at his wife's favourite place, and sees her ghost, and they wave "see you" at each other with a breeze blowing appropriately themed flower petals by. a sign he still loves her, but he's going to learn to live without her, until they can be together again at the natural end of his life. this is important to me.

Predictions/Desires for the Remaining Five

Mahiru: it will come out that her relationship was mutually abusive. im manifesting it.

Kazui: maybe i will finally have thoughts about him that isn't "lol this guy is a honeypot assassin (basis: nothing)". also i hope he isn't a DILF just for the comedy.

Amane: small child please tell us your crimes or give us an acid trip, both are acceptable.

Mikoto: i want it to be revealed that the thing he and Kotoko share, is revenge driven murders.

Kotoko: i think she might just be the warden at a prison. i think she'll have delusions of grandeur.

[bearkoalaprincess]

More of my personal AOT Headcanons

Porco

-You know the cartoon Tom and Jerry? If you dare try to scare him you will be met with the most high-pitched Tom the Cat scream you've ever heard

- Analog horror scares the crap out of him lol

- Was adopted by a family of stray cats

-Has 3 German shepherds named Rudy, Judy, And Moody

-Was a Disney channel star as a kid along with Pieke

-Pepsi is his comfort drink

-Give him salted popcorn and he'll have your head

- Secretly does those character ASMR videos. His most popular video was "Elf king takes you as his lover" and it got 300k likes. He has a nice voice.

Zeke

-Regularly trims his beard

-listens to the Undertale soundtrack while he sleeps and takes showers

-dressed up as Sans for Halloween and everyone kept asking him why he didn't dress up lol

-Eren is alright in his book but he's one "Hey sorry I spilled my drink on you" away from going missing under mysterious circumstances

-was the kid who said his favorite subject was math smh

-likes cottagecore in theory lol

-speaks German but likes to pretend it's the only language he knows just cause because he doesn't want people talking to him

-baseball of course owns his art

•Colt

-was pretty lanky in highschool but by his third year in college he beefed up significantly

-on the front line of the "Chivalry it's dead" war

-Says "m'lady" and "good sir" but he's genuinely saying to be polite

-grew up in an old money family with falco

-He tried 10 different sports before he realized he loved fencing

-has a fantasy book collection that's his pride and joy

-used to have nightmares regularly about Falco getting hurt when he was younger. Violent things that would keep him up at night so he calls Falco regularly to make sure he's alright

•Ymir

-Rollerblades competitively

-listens to weirdcore playlists everyday

-is such an internet obsessed geek. Knows all the copypasta, memes, internet horror stories, where to find the best articles, dark web sites, etc. Isn't ashamed of it but she won't tell you about it unless you ask

-Sends Historian good morning memes instead of good morning texts lol

-eats strawberries until she throws up, just to do it all over again. Loves strawberries

•Historia

-lowkey just wants to be an elf in the forest lol

-comes from money but willing lives like she doesn't have thousands to spend at her own leisure

-works a botanist and childrens book author

-made Ymir a shirt and had to intervene when Ymir wore it five days straight

-when watching shows or playing games she always roots for the obligatory "Ice or character associated with blue or acts coldly around others" character