#I thought nightmare Freddy was t-posing in the first image

[glutko]

FNaF Bootleg Merch VI: China Edition

View the previous five parts here.

To cut a long story short, AliExpress and Wish.com had enough bootleg FNaF stuff for me to make a sixth part to this series, and maybe even a seventh. This series just won’t die!

Anyways, let’s dive right in. This one’s longer than usual due to some interesting design choices made by the bootleggers.

Let’s start off with a bootleg of a Funko Pop! The most beloved of merchandise have gotten the quality treatment from bootleggers across the ocean. How does it fare?

Badly. I’ve shown this off previously in an unrelated post, but it’s too good to not include here. This figure of “Funtime Foxsde” - every FNaF Pop made by these guys have ‘sde’ at the end of the character’s name - has the body of a white Springtrap, yet clearly shows the original body for it on the box. 

Speaking of the box, it drags out the esses of the FNaF logo like a snake character, and is made by a company called “Popipo Games”. So, what, did Hatsune Miku make this bootleg herself?

While looking up Popipo Games, I ended up finding these bootleg “Minecraftimm” Pops on a Russian site! These seem to have articulated limbs, which automatically makes them better than their FNaF Pops. We have “Creeperer“ with a horrified expression, “Steveve“ with a broken neck, his clone in “Diamond Armoror”, and a “Ocelotot” with a Skeleton’s body and blue eye-shadow.

Pure quality. Thanks, Russia. That is, if you even come from Russia.

Let’s get back on track now. This is FNAF Bootleg Merch, after all! Here’s some figures based on Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza Simulator.

Uh... wow. These are something, alright! From left to right, top to bottom, we have bra-wearing Scrap Baby who fell into a vat of paint stripper, a statue of Orville Elephant carved out of pumpkins, a sunburnt Pigpatch holding a giant spoon, Rockstar Foxy with an exploding briefcase and a giant foot, a horrified Rockstar Freddy, and a melting chocolate El Chip with a UFO strapped to his head.

Phew, that was a mouthful. Let’s look at a phone case I found on Wish.com that has fanart of Vincent on it!

It’s a “Phone Upgrade”, apparently. But if anything, it’s more of a downgrade - you’ll be supporting art theft, have a crappy phone case that might cause future problems due to dubious quality, and be marked for death by the Rebornicult. Ah, the wonders of the Internet!

Also, it was originally $40? Really?!

Here’s some bootleg FNaF not-LEGO minifigs, featuring more stolen fanart, Freddy and Bonnie after eating bees, and a microphone and hook made out of cheese. I’m surprised that it took this long for bootleg LEGO minifigs to show up in this series! 

At some point, the LEGO bootleggers thought that it’d be sweet to make larger figures based on the Sister Location/Twisted Ones blind bags. Which is how we ended up with these monstrosities, and I ain’t talking about the animatronics!

For the most part, these bootlegs look okay, if a bit crap when it comes to their paint job. And then we have Ella the doll, who has stolen Chica’s bib as well as Toy Chica’s short shorts, and has horrid, nasty monkey feet. Good job, guys! This won’t be the last bootleg from WZP Pong...

Let’s take a look at some bootleg stickers, according to the listing’s name. They look more like trading cards, but whatever.

For the most part, these stickers are as generic as they can be - stolen fan renders, stolen artwork, you know the drill. But there are two notable outliers in this set; the first has a screenshot of a bootleg FNaF dentist mobile game. So we’ve got another case of bootleg Inception. Nice!

The second is a pinup featuring a familiar-looking Purple Guy and Phone Guy. Because, you know, it wouldn’t be a FNaF Bootlegs post without a little bit of the Rebornica AU thrown in!

Let’s move on to some more bootleg figures. We’re not done with Minecraft just yet - here’s a full playset featuring the main four animatronics in the blockiest world ever!

There’s a lot to cover here, so I’ll just rapidly state some oddities about this set, starting now! The ore is green like emeralds but has the standard ore texture, and seems to be a sticker slapped on a cardboard box. The horse looks like it’s diseased. What are those two pebbles at the bottom for? Why are there LEGO minifigs on the box? What are those flowers from? Who designed the original skins? Foxy’s eyepatch looks like an afterthought. The bed looks like a matchbox.

And done. We’re almost at the end, I promise!

I picked this bootleg out simply because of its amazing display image. It seems to depict Nightmarionne dying in Nightmare Freddy’s arms like Michelangelo’s Pieta, while Nightmare and Toy Foxy watch with a look of impatience and deep thought, respectively. 

Meanwhile, Nightmare Chica and Bonnie are completely ruining the scene by re-enacting Jack and Rose from Titanic, while also T-posing to assert their dominance over the scene.

And finally, from WZP Pong, we have a bootleg FNaF race track centered around a fake McDonald’s. (Maybe it’s the Pizzeria?)

Rumor has it that this bootleg inspired Scott to add Midnight Motorist to FFPS.  No, I don’t know why there are two Bonnies. Or why the drive-thru menu only shows a picture of Foxy. 

It’s best to not question this set, alright? 

[realmrpatrickj]

After landing in San Diego last Saturday with me and my mom we first when onto first picking up the rental and checking into the hotel room at Hampton inn. Afterward, we when over to go visit South Park studios in Culver City for the first time ever! And after almost three hours of in-between traffics hell, we finally made it! Except there was a blue gate that guards the entrance to the place but luckily someone was in the driveway first punching in the code for us before I dashed into the gated area behind the driver entering first. After carefully zipping around the suites once, I finally found the place since I passed it once and parked the rental car and pose a picture with the sign of the Casa Bonita gold plate sign. After that, I peeked inside the place and saw the Lobby area of the South Park headquarters and it was heaven! Even the security guy sitting at his desk had a computer desktop image of the South Park Boys also. And so I first asked the security guy how to get out of the gates area and second I asked him if the South Park creators ever received the fan mail here at the South Park Studios place. The security dude responded "yes we do receive a lot of fan mail, and they are read by them" and I was like "yes I knew it! Take to read my Fanmail! " and after me and my mom left the place we head over to my aunties place up in Palmdale to have dinner a few hours later we were back down south in our hotel room resting for the next big day at San Diego comic con international. The next morning after eating breakfast and getting to the convention early in the morning, and as I was waiting in the sails pavilion after getting my souvenir bag plus flash pin which I have never seen before. I was busy looking at the autograph information panels when this dude with glasses and beard walking with his friend came up to me and ask me if he could purchase or trade his Batman pin for mines. And I thought to myself or second and agreed to trade in my flash pin for his since I came up with a clever plan to get back my flash pin and I pretended to go back to where I got my souvenir goodies and pretended that I have lost my flash pin so that way I can get another one instead. Not only I got a blade runner souvenir bag since my first souvenir bag was a Legos ninja bag I got a Superman pin instead and that was OK with me meaning I got to limit edition comic con international superhero pins! Nice!! But before waiting for Eliza Jane Schneider you come by the autograph section I first went to the this is card freebies table to put my cards down for everyone to take, when suddenly this guy said that I couldn't do it unless they get approved by the staff first and I thought to myself the other comic conventions that I have attended before didn't bother doing that kind of procedure first. So I respected the guys policy rules and did as I was told and after like 2 to 3 hours later, I came back to the table and ask A different guy who was an older gentleman with a fancy hat with sunglasses asking if my business cards got a proof in a few minutes later as they were discussing through if my tune business was appropriate for the public Micon International by checking out my website to determine the appropriate rating for my business card. And the same Old guy determine that my business cards were not PG since it wasn't appropriate for family at comic con international and I thought to myself "this is bullshit, I put my same business cards out on the tables at different, conventions and I get no complaint about that, what the fuck ?!" As I was waiting on the ground waiting in front of me of Eliza Jane Schneider to come around when this woman walk and stood next to me was talking to a little boy and a comic con staff, and the woman standing next to me sounded more like a bit like Betty Boop in a few minutes later I realize that woman turns out to be "Sandy Fox "the second female voice actress for Betty Boop. So I decided to greet her at the table because of my curiosity of what voices she did for whatever cartoon show if she did and when 10 AM came around I saw this guy with a heavy suitcase coming around behind her table so I walked up to the table and I ask him why was Eliza late and he told me that she was going to get something in general first. So as I was waiting for her to come by so I can get her on a graph and photo the same woman called out to me in front of me at her booth asking me to post pictures of herself at her autograph booth and agreed to do that. And let me tell you that was kind of pretty awesome that she wanted me to take her a few photos at her own table, at least 20 minutes later Eliza Jane Schneider Voice of South Park main female characters finally arrive with her musical instrument because I also discovered she was a musician. So as I was about to get her photo and autograph we talked for a bit on how much I am enjoyed her Miss Crabtree crazy bus driver can return and how I want to have her as my very own special guest for my web animation series "Dr.choker and rude pals". I even gave her my business card and she asked me if I do voices and I told responded yes I do along with a few of my close my friends as well, she seems to agree with the idea of wanting to voice as a random nurse from my new upcoming future choker animation episode. Since she mentioned that she had to check out my website which was a pretty bad ass just to confirm something saying that my voices have to be high-quality if that's what I heard before. So after getting her autograph and plus your photo as well, I said bye and I walked off and just as I was killing off my time to attend the Buffy the vampire slayer book penal talk which also mentions about a special guest. My eye caught my attention of this guy in sunglasses with a nightmare on Elm Street 6 Freddy's dead related movie autograph booth and sure enough it was the guy who played as the guy with hearing aids. So I came by his booth greeted him, told him how much I love his evil hearing aid scene and Plus the "you're fucked" parody map also he responded back and sure enough decided to post a selfie with me free of charge for no reason which is badass! And before walking off I also spot it the "you're fucked" in T-shirt that he was selling also based off from Freddy's dead movie. Nuts I went off to the Buffy the vampire slayer book panel talk which turned out to be some quite boring and not a special guest that I even bother recognizing so I end up walking off. Next I walk to the legendary Hall hell to attend this hostile detective agency tv show panel talk between both celebs that I wanted to see talk life "Elijah wood "and "Fiona Dourif" and to my surprise I was able to get inside the place and not only that lineup for the special Q&A but after a couple of hours The panel talk didn't have enough time to even get our questions answered even the first guy in line didn't get a chance to meaning it was a big waste of time. Afterward, I decided to go explore more around the middle of the monstrous exhibit hall where all the activities including the good shit were happening. My favorite one was The Walking Dead massive activity booth with real life zombie actors Gated with a huge fence around them trying to eat the other walking dead fans, hell yes! The next panel that I attended was a Comic-Con talks back panel and before attending that when out of my curiosity I spotted another autograph booth and it was another guy that I soon recognized by one of his pictures displayed on his booth played as The guy from a nightmare on elm street 4 and 5. Who was killed in the evil motorcycle death scene! after telling him how fucking awesome that people motorcycle death scene was and how that scene was one with the wires crawling into his flesh. For no apparent, my luck has doubled and decided he would sign me a free autograph which was made my Sunday twice as better since last year at comic con, hell yes! YES!! So I made it to the panel talk featuring "John Rogers" the comic con president himself taking notes and hearing our feedbacks and complaints about this year at comic con. And when my chance came, I walked up to the mic and first I congratulate him for making comic con super popular around the world and how you continue to surprise me every single day on how they were able to book so many top celebrities to this convention about every year. Second I told him my suggestion on bringing back the creators of South Park back to Comic-Con international since last year I mentioned to you about losing my chance of getting my question answered by the creators of South Park, and the Comic con president said he would make sure that would happen in the near future. And less I made my complaint about the whole hall Hell situation that three people had mentioned to John Rogers before me and he agreed to make sure that Hall Hell will never suffer the same longer-lasting waiting problem in the massive lining system. Afterward, I just wanted to go down and explore even more never before seen massive activity boost that I never got a chance to view and as I was busy trying to search for a booth where they sell those monster size souvenir bags to purchase when I came across the Star Wars one. And after viewing that activity booth and just as I was talking to walk out when I saw Eliza again and said hello and said the same thing back to her, yes!!!!! After I have gotten my Blizzard World of Warcraft massive souvenir bag 5 PM came around and the whole exhibit hall finally closed and I decided to and my whole entire day with exploring the outdoor activity festival that was going around and which I have never explored around from last year. After yesterday from coming back from Comic-Con international and from waking up very early at 3:47 AM in the morning to try to get to the 6:25 AM flight back to San Jose at 7:58am I crashed at my moms place to sleep for a longer time to try to make up for more sleep from last night. Still today I feel a bit more sleepy from last night lol! But fuck it was worth the whole fun day from last Sunday at comic con international but I can promise you all I promise next year will be even better from this year but until then I got to get back to my work on my latest Dr.choker cartoon revision episode of goodbye cruel world rebirth, byEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!