#I wonder how many crabs you'd have to load to break the function

[dduane]

WTF... it’s The Day That’s In It and we may as well get this over with. :)

For 24 hours (...or no, let’s tell the truth: actually until local midnight on the 30th, because what’s the rush? -- and also, there’s always somebody finding out about this kind of thing a bit late...), get our whole DRM-free Ebooks Direct ebook store (35 novels and short works!) for USD $44! The info's right here:

https://bit.ly/WholeStore44ForCyberMonday

(...And then I can sit back and stop worrying about the fecking Marketing Season, and get back to writing and cooking.) 

(...Actually, I tell a lie. My true intention for “after I finish work today” is to activate one of these lovely gifts I’ve been sent and completely flood my screen with crabs. And then screencap the results and post the video. ...So as soon as this post achieves (picks a random number) 250 reblogs, I’ll do that.

(So go forth, y’all, and act accordingly.) :)