#I’m getting my popcorn ready let’s goooo

[nattinatalia]

would you ever do insta au for clay

Normally no, only this once and I honestly don’t know if I like how this came out. But hope you like it.

Clay Harlow x Reader Instagram AU

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claybornharlow Her 🥵❤️ my baby 😘

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yourusername 🙈🙈 stop it I’m shy

claybornharlow 😂

neelamthadhani Oh who’s this?

claybornharlow 🤫

jackharlow I’m telling mom, you have some explaining to do because why didn’t I know about her?

yourusername Ohhhhh 😬 you’re in trouble, BYEEEEEE ✌🏼

claybornharlow Babe get back!!!!!!!!! you have to help me explain it to them.

yourusername No sir, that’s all on you. Good luck.

urbanwyatt Jackman it seems like my girl and your wife knew all along 🤨 since my girl is literally on face time with her right now.

jackharlow Really? So everyone is just keeping secrets huh. Ok cool. Does mom know?

claybornharlow Maybe?????

yourusername I love Mrs Harlow, I enjoy our lunch dates 😍🥰

claybornharlow Why you snitching on me for? My brother is not going to let this go.

yourusername Because it was your idea to keep it between my two best girls and your parents 😂😂

jackharlow CLAY!!!!!!!! 😡

claybornharlow I’m disabling my comment section from now on. I’m ignoring this confrontation.

yourusername So you forgot you’re joining him on tour tomorrow then??? LMAAAO 😂

jackharlow She knows about your schedule, this been going on for how long?

claybornharlow Babe don’t answer!!!!

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yourusername Why is he standing like that🧍🏻

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bestie2💀 LMAAAO why’d you do my brother in law like this??? hahhaha

yourusername 🤷🏻‍♀️

bestie1 Y’all are making it insta official 🥺 I’m sooooo happppyyyyyyy. Finally after 7 months.

yourusername 🙈🙈🙈

jackharlow SEVEN MONTHS?????

claybornharlow 😬

jackharlow I’m about to beat your ass little brother

yourusername Can I watch? I’ll bring the popcorn 🍿

urbanwyatt I like her already 😂

claybornharlow BABE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE MY BACK!!!!

yourusername I do, but you did this to yourself 🤭 your mom did advice you to tell him.

neelamthadhani Why didn’t you clay?

claybornharlow *jacks wife name* explain it to your husband please

bestie2 Why me????? 💀 😫

claybornharlow PLEASE

bestie2 Because Mr Clayborn here, wanted to keep things a secret in case Y/N was just using him to get close to Jack or Urban. It’s not as big as you’re making it sound Clay, you’re good.

jackharlow But my wife knew????

yourusername Only because I’m friends with her and *Urbans gf name*

bestie1 I found out by accident though so it’s ok. Y’all are milking this way too much. Let it goooo.

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claybornharlow Waiting on her ….

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yourusername Ohhh omw 🧎🏻‍♀️

claybornharlow 😛😛😛

jackharlow Chill. I haven’t met her yet and you’re already being nasty on here

claybornharlow I have witnessed way more with you and your wife, so you can suck it up.

urbanwyatt 🤣 little bro is all grown up

bestie1 🙄 men

neelamthadhani I can’t wait to meet her, maybe before y’all get down and dirty????

yourusername 😂😂😂😂

claybornharlow No promises

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yourusername📍Little thing ready to do damage.

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claybornharlow Ready for all the damage you have planned

yourusername Oh you’ll be sorry because I’m talking about a shopping spree, so you now have to join me 😂

bestie2 I’m soo happy you decided to join last minute 🥳

yourusername I’m nervous 😩

bestie2 Don’t be, Jack is just being funny under the comments, you have nothing to worry about. He’s not really mad boo ❤️

jackharlow Wife, speak for yourself, I’m very much upset.

jackharlow Kidding!!!!! I was just surprised my little brother was dating. He usually tells me these things. But can’t wait to meet you and get to know you.

yourusername I’m even more nervous now. can I go back home???? 😂😂😂

bestie1 NOOOO. I’ve missed you 😩🥺 so this is my chance to see you too. We won’t let anyone make fun or say anything out of pocket.

urbanwyatt 💀💀💀

mamamaggieharlow If y’all don’t leave my Y/N / alone, I will hop on a flight and handle some business.

yourusername 🥰🥰🥰😘

jackharlow MOM!!!!!!

bestie2 LMAAAOOOOO YA ARE IN TROUBLE NOWW. GET THEM MOM!!!!!

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* Bestie 1 is obviously Urban’s GF from my Urban Instagram AU*

*Bestie 2 is Jacks wife, also from my other Instagram AU*

🚨 This will be the only time I do these for Clay, sorry 🥺🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🚨

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UA Adventures: Taiyuu Bonus Round

The fight with Mya was about 2 days ago, for better or worse. After being introduced to some people from UA, Zeke couldn’t remember their names, Zeke went for a walk around the UA campus. A brown-haired student appeared next to him, a patch of grass disappearing under this new student. 

“So you’re one of the Taiyuu students right? I’m Hitomi Ba, what’s your name?” This new student was unusually chipper. 

“Zeke Funkee, nice to meet-.”

“Woaaah, you’ve got a weird accent. My Quirk’s Swap. I can swap positions with anything I can see, like I did with that grass there.” 

And very energetic.

“What’s your Quirk Zeke?”

“Umm, Electrokinesis. I can control electrci-” “Wooooaaaah, you can control electricity? You gotta show me. Here.”

Hitomi grabbed Zeke’s hand and ---Lurch---

The outside field was replaced with the inside dorms. And then across from the dorms, and then outside the gymnasium, and then inside the gymnasium. 

“Please stop, I think I’m gonna be -” Zeke said, doubling over.

“Sick? Yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Happens to everyone on the first time. Whaddya waiting for go! Do it, do the thing, the thing you do, the electric thing you do. Go! 3,2,1! Go!” Hitomi ignored Zeke’s queasiness. 

“Bleuurh, huuuergh, beeeuuuuurhh.” Zeke dry heaved.

“Ah cmon, we don’t have all day, I’ve got places to be, things to do, people to see.”

‘Was this person always this intense?’

“Just give me a minute to recov-” Zeke started.

“Uuggghh, a whole minute? Hold on I’ll be right back.” Hitomi interrupted. Hitomi disappeared and a Witches Hat Cone appeared in his place. Zeke waited for nausea to pass hunched over with his hands on his knees. Taking a deep breath, Zeke stood up straight.

The Witches Hat Cone was replaced by Hitomi holding a bag of popcorn. 

“Well, you ready?” Hitomi asked excitedly.

“Ready for what?” Zeke was confused on why Hitomi was so interested.

“I dunno, do something flashy. Shoot some lightning!”

“I can’t produce or absorb electricity, I gotta have it with-.” 

“What’s your hero costume like? Has it got electricity in it? We’ll use that.”

‘We?’ 

“It’s the one with the car battery attached to it.”

“Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, no doubt, no doubt, no doubt, no doubt.”

Poof. A gym mat appeared where Hitomi was. Poof. Hitomi was holding “The Car Battery”.

“This the one?” Hitomi asked.

“Uh Yeah, now I just need something to shoot it at. I don’t wanna break anything-” 

“I know just the person!” Hitomi grabbed Zeke’s hand.

“Wait!”

Zeke’s world warped from inside the gym to outside the gym, onto an open field, into a building, into another building. 

The room was scattered about with different half made inventions, the buzzes of electricity were everywhere. It was almost overwhelming but Zeke didn’t tune a single one out. Not again. 

“We’re here!” Hitomi was very excited.

“Heurrgh, bleeuuuurghh, hnnnnghhh.” Zeke didn’t find it any easier the second time around.

“Hey Hatsune-sensei! Can we get Zeke here something to shoot at?”

“Aaaaahhh! One of the Taiyuu students! You just have to try one of my babies!” A very, very enthusiastic voice called out. 

‘Her what?’

A pink-haired woman seemed to jump out of the back room. Goggles covering her eyes. 

“I’ve got just the one that needs testing!” 

‘What?‘

Hatsune-sensei went digging around a pile of machines, pistons, lasers, screens, sprays, lose bolts and spare parts. 

“This one!” Hatsune-sensei exclaimed and pulled out… a Glove? The glove had a very dense buzz to it. Zeke, Hatsune and Hitomi had a very long conversation about the glove, the helmet Hitomi’s getting and how everything worked. 

Everything. It took 2 hours before either of them could get a word in. Even Hitomi was losing his enthusiasm. 

“We’ll just take this screw and be on our way!” Hitomi managed to find a screw in all this mess. 

“No I need that for a-” Hatsume-sensei called out.

Hitomi grabbed Zeke’s wrist and the surroundings changed from inside the support building to outside the support building to a grassy field, there was a lot of patches missing, to inside the gymnasium. 

“Huurrgh, bleuurgh.” Zeke doubled over clutching his stomach. 

“Feowf, I thought we’d never get away from her. Are you ready to do it now? Do you think you have it in you? Are you up for it? Do you have the guts?” Hitomi started to get his enthusiasm back.

“Are you challenging me?” Zeke asked, still holding his stomach.

“Yep!” 

“Place it down at the end of the gym.” Zeke said as he started to do some stretches. 

“Ohhhh yess!” With nothing to teleport to Hitomi ran to the end of the gym. 

“Do it, do it, do it, do it!” Hitomi was very hyped.

After the two fights from earlier this week, Zeke was feeling drained. The Car Battery wasn’t doing much better. 

“You ready for this?” Zeke was about to put on a show. He placed the battery on the floor and held the two cables by the handles. 

“Ohhhh yesss, lets goooo.” Hitomi said, taking cover behind Zeke.

A stream of lightning surged out of the two jumper cables. It was bright, it was loud. And It. Was. AWESOME. 

The screw was nothing but melted slag after a full two seconds of lightning was thrown at it. 

“YOOOOOOOO!!! That was so cool!” Hitomi said, doing a little jump in the air. 

“You should see the storm duo. They actually make lightning.” Zeke said stifling a yawn.

“I’m hungry, are you hungry, let's go eat. That talk with Hatsume got me peckish.” 

“Uhhh, do you have anywh-”

“I know the perfect spot.” Hitomi interrupted, grabbing Zeke’s wrist. 

“Wait!” Zeke interjected.

The world lurched to outside the gym, onto the grassy field, further into the grassy field, closer to the wall. 

“Blerruuughhh, heuuurrgghhh” Zeke wretched. Teleporting in such quick succession felt terrible.

The two were now face-to-face-to-face with the big wall with no way over.

“How’re weeuuuurggh, How’re we geuuuuuurugh, How’re we gonna get over the wall?” Zeke inquired, still woozy from the teleporting. 

“Well, it’s Quirk proof, completely flat, unclimbable and indestructible. But I’ve got a way around that.” Hitomi shot Zeke a smile and pulled out three golf balls from his pocket. Still holding Zeke’s wrist. 

“I hope you’re ready,” Hitomi said to Zeke before throwing a golf ball straight over the wall. He then threw up another, it reached just over the wall when.

LURCH

LURCH

Zeke and Hitomi were on the ground on the other side of the UA wall. 

“HNnnnnnnngghh” Pulling away from Hitomi, Zeke still felt a little queasy but it could be worse.

“Alright, let’s keep going.” Hitomi reached for Zeke's wrist.

“No! No more!  We’ll be doing this my way! The Leg Using Way!” Zeke said, pulling away. 

“Ok damn, it shouldn't be too far even on foot,” Hitomi said, backing off slightly. 

“What are we getting and which way is it?”

“We’re getting Takoyaki and its that-a-way,” Hitomi said, pointing. 

“Alrighty then, onwards!”

The two started their walk despite an awkward silence. They ended up talking about Heroes, Taiyuu and UA. UA had some more written exams than Taiyuu. How UA had more professional sponsors over Taiyuu and how UA students were expected to become very successful heroes. They were about halfway there when Hitomi’s phone went off. 

“That’s one of my friends, she wants to hang out. You good with that? she doesn’t go to UA.” Hitomi asked. 

“Uh, yeah, s-”

“Cool, I’ll just go pick her up. Meet you at the stall.” Hitomi interrupted.

“Sure, see y-” And Hitomi ported away, leaving a potted plant where he was. 

Continuing to follow the directions Hitomi gave him Zeke passed building after building. Zeke was starting to get near the shopping centre heard some clapping come from a sidestreet. 

“Hello, Zeke, nice to finally see you again.” A strangely familiar voice stated. Zeke followed the sound and saw that the stranger was deep into the sidestreet. Walking closer Zeke responded with a dejected,

“Hello?” Getting closer Zeke saw that the stranger was a man in a full suit with some sort of crown mask. A scared-looking girl around Zeke’s age was standing behind him standing perfectly still.

Adjusting his sunglasses Zeke walked closer towards the masked stranger. Zeke still couldn’t quite pinpoint why he seemed so familiar. 

“What are you doing with her?” Zeke pointed to the girl.

“This child is assisting me, I’m not so familiar around this area.” The stranger said, attempting to wave away any concerns. 

“Where are you headed? I can take you there.” Zeke said in an attempt to get the girl out of harm's way. 

“My destination has come to me, Kleiner Blitz.” The stranger said in an almost pitying tone. 

At the mention of his old nickname, Zeke stepped back in shock. Zeke finally knew where he recognised this person from.

“Schlaut, is that you?” His older brother smiled at the name. When did his smile get so creepy.

“When I’m wearing this mask you can call me The King.” Schalut said. Zeke thought The King was a  ridiculous name. 

“Please, let me go.” The girl said, she started crying. 

“Of course child, your volunteer work has come to an end.” With a wave of Schlaut’s hand, the girl collapsed. 

“Wha-” Zeke took a step forward. Schalit raised a hand to silence Zeke. 

“Photonic, return this child and bring Mephistopheles,” Schlaut said to no one in particular. A sphere of energy formed around Schlaut and the girl. After the energy disappeared someone new was standing in between Schlaut and the girl. This new woman, Photonic, gave a mock salute.

“Righty-o boss.” Photonic said, giving a small wave to Zeke when she was surrounded by the same ball of energy. The energy faded and Photonic and the girl disappeared.

“Well done Zeke, you’ve really made quite the impact on Taiyuu, showing up late and securing victory against that green child, I’m almost impressed. Although I am certainly surprised you didn’t enrol in UA, not that it matters now.” Zeke was confused about how Schlaut knew this. They hadn’t seen each other in nearly two years. Zeke didn’t even know if Schlaut was alive. 

“You’ve really grown, Kleiner Blitz, but I want to observe the peaks of your growth,” Schalut said, another ball of energy appeared with Photonic and a small skinny looking man. 

“Mephistopheles, get ready to test that young man and refrain from killing him,” Schlaut ordered the newcomer. The new man, Mephistopheles, seemed to hype himself up. He was bouncing on his toes and started slapping his face. 

Zeke reached into his pocket and pulled out 2 AA batteries. He formed a fist and held the batteries between his knuckles, creating a makeshift taser. Copying what he saw Senshi do, he readied himself into a flimsy battle stance. Zeke wasn’t used to being caught off guard and attacked in the streets. 

An animalistic scream of rage and the skinny man produced wings made of red energy and launched himself at Zeke. The blade dug into Zeke’s left shoulder and coming out the other side. A flash of blinding pain and a warm feeling encased his arm. Zeke shoved the two batteries against Mephistopheles’ face and forced some electricity out.

Mephistopheles’ face contorted in pain and the energy blade disappeared. Zeke avoided looking at his arm, the free-flowing warmth told him everything.  Another scream of rage and an energy club formed around Mephistopheles other hand, hitting Zeke in the ribs. 

Zeke was heavily winded after that hit. Moving back to put some distance between himself and Mephistopheles Zeke tried a last-ditch attack. He threw the AA batteries at Mephistopheles, grabbed a hold of the buzzes with is Quirk and…

Super Move: Battery Bomb!

He forced all the electricity inside the batteries, outside the batteries all at once, creating 2 small explosions in Mephistopheles’ face. 

‘Surely that must have got him.’ When the dust cleared Zeke saw that his bombs did, absolutely nothing. Mephistopheles had created a helmet made of that red energy, protecting himself from the explosions. 

With a roar, Mephistopheles crash tackled Zeke to the ground. Spinning him around so that Zeke was face down on the ground. The impact made Zeke cough up some blood. 

Mephistopheles formed another energy blade around his hand, pointed it at Zekes back and went to thrust.

“Enough!” Schalut commanded. Mephistopheles froze at the order. The energy blade and wings disappearing. Zeke felt his wounds closing, healing. 

“You’re lucky I can heal him Mephistopheles or I would have you hung.” Schlaut said, almost too calmly.

 ‘He never said anything like that back home, what happened to him?’ Zeke thought.

“What are you doing Schlaut?” Zeke asked in a panic. His brother never would have done anything like this.

“I’m exciting your cells to heal you, similar to what that green child does. You may have a small scar, however.“ 

“How do you know about any of this? We haven’t seen each other in years.”

“I understand that you’re confused about how I have acquired the knowledge of your recent life. Did you really believe I’d leave you alone and unprotected Zeke?  Allow me to introduce to you The Fool, although, it’s already well aware of you. I’m disappointed you didn’t notice it after all this time but I can’t say I’m surprised.” 

Out of the corner of Zeke’s eye, he finally spotted something, spotted IT. The thing in the corner of his eye, the breath on the back of his neck, the feeling of being watched.

The Fool. 

“The Fool’s Quirk is ‘Unnoticeable’. As long as it's active none of your five senses can even acknowledge its there. One could spend their entire life watched without an inkling of knowledge of its existence“ Schlaut explained. 

Schlaut walked over to his restrained brother. His creepy smile only getting larger. Squatting down to get closer to eye level Schlaut’s face dropped. 

“You really can hold your own in a one-on-one. But this is the real world. You’re weak Zeke, you couldn’t even stop someone as low life as those two and you can’t stop Mephistopheles now. But that’s okay, I’ll give you that strength.” Schlaut offered. 

With a slight pause, Schalut placed his hand on top of Zeke’s head, ruffling his hair. 

“Brain’s are difficult, Quirks are even more complicated. But after all this time I know your Neuromap like the back of my hand. I picked up all of my techniques from you as shameful as that is. Shutting down, redirecting, slowing down, creating, and of course, Overcharging.” Schlaut continued. 

Zeke watched his brothers’ eyes glow a deep red as Zeke felt his own eyes glow a rich blue. His electro-sense was being not only activated but pushed, pushed further than ever before. He was starting to sense electrical signals from even further away.

Zeke’s senses were being pushed to the limit, he had no choice but to look deep, deeper than he ever thought possible. Zeke felt it all. He felt the buzzes in Schlauts mask, the felt the very pixels in the TV 40 metres away, he felt the buzzes in the power socket, he felt the buzzes in the wires. He felt the buzzes in himself, he felt the buzzes in Schlaut. 

Zeke was starting to lose feeling in his feet.

“No Being is immune to the peaks and valleys of life as the strong struggle to survive. One succeeds while the other fails, but with my power, one can gaze upon life's pitfalls in all their glory. Sidestepping them becomes but a chore and life becomes a succession of triumphs. A state of personal perfection, and truly how could it not?” Schlaut, no, The King declared. 

Even then the buzzes wouldn’t stop, they only got clearer and clearer, more distinct and harder to ignore. 

Zeke realised, these buzzes, weren’t buzzes but out of focus circles and squares. Circles and Squares Zeke could now see, now understand. Nothing would ever be the same!

He didn’t even realise when the glow of his eyes started to blind him. 

In old books of cosmic horror, the author describes the monster as unknowable, something the human mind cannot comprehend. Zeke felt things the human mind should not understand. Zeke felt it all, the tiniest of circles, every Nucleus, every Proton, every Electron, every Photon. 

He could sense squares, squares so large they dwarfed the tiny circles, they even dwarfed the buzzes. He felt it all, every radio wave, every wave of UV radiation, he could sense the pull of earth's very magnetism. 

It would be bearable if everything wasn’t in such horrific clarity. 

Zeke was unsure when he lost consciousness. 

When Zeke woke up he was lying in a bed with a tube down his throat, alone. Panicking he struggled to pull it out, the tube seemingly went on forever. Coughing, Zeke heard a rhythmic beeping again, seemingly in time with his heartbeat. Cracking open his eyes for the first time in what felt like forever, Zeke couldn’t focus on anything in particular. 

Where am I?

Why am I here? What time is it?

Where is everyone?

‘Why is everything so blurry?’