#I'LL GO NOOWWWW

[baishouqijia]

i can't wait for them to add pantalo.ne to the game with the tall male model and twink body like he's not 35+ with greying hair

[illubean]

Hi hellooo <3 I love your blog and since I have a thing for this bug-eyed boi, I wanted to ask you to please write a headcanon or a small one-shot (whatever you are comfortable) about teenage!illumi SOMEHOWWWWW having a secret friendship and he meets reader in the forest etc :)

Assassins Don't Have Friends

Characters: Teenager!Illumi Zoldyck Type: Fluff, oneshot, Teenager!Gn!reader

this turned out kinda long >.< idk how to feel about it tbh

Warnings: mention of human trafficking kind of?

Illumi Zoldyck was a perfect assassin and a perfect son. He never showed fear, vulnerability, was excellent at his job and followed all the rules to a t. Or so everyone thought.

It wasn't long ago that Illumi had went on the job that would unknowingly change his life, maybe about three months give or take. He was assigned to take out a member of the mafia known for trading illegal goods. Apparently he had owed the man who hired Illumi money and had no means of paying it. He was to dispose of the target swiftly and silently.

After the job had been done the young Zoldyck somehow failed to notice the figure in the corner, who had been watching him with surprised and tired eyes. Upon realizing he was not alone, the boy was quick to pin the figure down, ready to take their life at any given moment. Now that he was up close to this person, he realized it was another kid around his age, wearing tattered and dirty clothes. The part that intrigued him most is that they didn't seem afraid of him.

The mysterious person only smiled at him, eyes softening with admiration as they spoke.

"Thank you for saving me."

The young assassin stared blankly in confusion. Saving them? All he did was his job and you just happened to be there, he didn't really try benefiting you on purpose. Illumi lowered the needle he had pointed at the persons neck, eyes narrowing before he responded.

"What are you talking about?"

"That man you killed. I was just auctioned off to him and needless to say he was a horrible man, so thank you. I'm Y/n by the way."

Illumi got off of Y/n, turning around to leave before speaking up once more.

"I didn't kill him for you, I was doing my job. I should kill you too for being a witness, but I'll let you go this once."

The Zoldyck boy began to embark on his journey back home before he heard footsteps running to catch up to him.

"I never caught your name? Who are you anyway?"

He continued to walk, not once turning to face Y/n.

"Quit following me."

"But I have nowhere to go-"

"I don't care where you go, just get away from me."

It was silent for a few moments as the teens continued to walk. Y/n ignored Illumi's demands as they neared a path that stretched through a vast forest. At the end of the trail there was a large mountain. Illumi knows he shouldn't have led this stranger so close to his home, but something inside him wouldn't let him push them away.

"You still haven't told me your name. Are you like a secret spy or something? Geez we've been walking for so long- don't tell me we have to walk all the way up that mountain!"

The young assassin stopped when they got to the base of the mountain, causing Y/n to run into his back with a small 'oof'.

In front of them was a large stone wall with metal doors in the center.

"This is as far as I can allow you to get. I shouldn't have let you follow me for so long but frankly you don't pose any threat."

"Aww, I think you just let me follow you so far because you like me! Noowwww can I finally know the name of my new friend?"

Y/n smiled at the stoic male in front of them, blinking and awaiting a response.

"Assassins don't have friends, now leave."

Illumi approached the seven large doors of his home and began to push them open before pausing.

"It's Illumi."

He entered through those doors while Y/n stood confused for a few moments before realizing.

That was his name.

While the doors were closing he heard a voice yell from the opposite side.

"Okay Mr assassin! I'll come back here here every day to see you!"

{Pov switch? kinda?}

And that's exactly what you did. Every day for about a week you showed up at the foot of the mountain, sometimes convincing Zebro to call the butlers quarters.

After Illumi found out about this, he finally went down to meet them. This time you looked much cleaner, holding a small basket with a cloth over it.

"What the hell are you doing here?"

"I told you I would visit every day, didn't I? Oh, and this is for you. I managed to make a little money by fighting so consider this as a "thank you'. Y'know, for killing that guy?"

You held out the basket, gesturing for the boy in front of you to take it. He lifted the cloth to reveal some baked goods underneath. Illumi sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose.

"You can't keep trying to call the house. I told you assassins don't have friends."

"Welllll can't you make an acception for little ole me?" you asked, batting your eyelashes at him. "It could be our little secret!"

Without a word, Illumi grabbed one of your wrists and began walking into the forest surrounding his home. He stopped as the both of you came to a clearing, sitting down against the trunk of a tree.

"You're annoyingly stubborn."

You only smiled before sitting down next to him, reaching into your basket and pulling out two custard buns.

"Well it seems to work," you started, offering him one of the buns. "We're friends now, after all."

Illymi accepted the sweet treat with a sigh and ended up sitting there with you for hours. At some point you had both agreed to meet there once a week.

After these visits Illumi began developing a soft spot for you. He anticipated the days you would show up and the time you got to spend together.

Maybe he wasn't a perfect son.

He had secretly been seeing you without his family knowing and you were beginning to break down those walls of his.

Maybe he wasn't the perfect assassin.

Because after all, assassins don't have friends.

[something-in-your-walls]

im going insane over everyones melvin aus rahhhh i neeeed to make an across the spiderverse type comic with them noowwww but idk who to cast as who (i made SK melvin miles bc i have a plot idea revolving around the whole 'anomaly' thing.) so if any of ya'll who participated in the picrew chain see this, reblog with what across the spiderverse character you think would fit ur melvin bc im being stupid and blanking rn (also if you weren't originally part of the melvin au picrew chain, just reblog abt your melvin au and who they'd be! i'll add anyone, there's a LOT of spiderpeople in that movie lmao)

[gentlebliss]

WHAT... DO U THINK OF MY LOVE CAPTAIN ICE COOKIE 🥺 AND ERM CHEESECAKE TOO IF U WANNA CUZ I LOVE HER A LOT BUT I DONT KNOW MUCH ABT HER...

omg help help what perfect cookies to send me . i really dont know what to do i dont want this post to be giant but i love them both . i think i'll just do both . im sorry nick u literally did not ask for all this

i'm going to put this under a read more because this is VERY long 😭 just so much text... you've been warned

captain ice cookie - general opinion ;

NOOWWWW captain ice is incredibly enjoyable to me... i think she's so handsome ?? and she's stern but very nice to children which i really enjoy. even if she comes off standoffish she's got a heart of gold and her crewmates and the children (and generally most cookies honestly) can see that about her ! sooo ... really i dont know how you can possibly not adore her

i remember people were so excited for her when she was teased and good lord it was definitely deserved... she's one of my top cookies honestly. and u know what while im here i wanna say i think her basic costume is the best .. i dont like the other one

headcanons

In the story sorbet shark doesnt stay with captain ice but they go back with pirate but i like to think sorbet is like a little adoptive child to her, in the same sense that peppermint is... i love those drawings i saw before with sorbet wearing her coat and that one comic of her giving sorbet and peppermint a goodnight kiss and then the entire ship's crew is lined up for a kiss as well afterwards

i think she is the type to easily and without a doubt give up her own personal safety just to protect other cookies ... its really just in her nature to care about those around her. and i think because of that she gets a lot of respect from other cookies like jujube (shut up i know their relationship isnt like that in game but whatever)

gender and sexuality

i really want to say that she's on the bisexual side. mooostly towards women in my opinion but i think she could lean both ways. what a milf. and for gender i really enjoy the transfem headcanon some people have thrown around !

otps/brotps/notps

i dont have any for any of these categories -- but i want to say that i love her relationship chart so so bad... she's so kind ! she has positive relationships with 90% of the cookies she knows and i think its clear that she shows a lot of respect for others .. and her praising young cookies for being themselves at a young age is very cute for an older cookie... a wa wa

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cheesecake cookie - general opinion ;

omg omg omg okay... do not get me started. i've been a cheesecake subscriber since day one baby so prepare for a giant mess below 😭😭😭😭😭❗❗❗ but I LUVV HERRR she's so so pretty and cute !! she is very nice very sweet very accepting of other cookies so fun so flirty ... she is everything to me . not only is she just so fun and cute but she also is a fancy cookie which i just eat up so so badly.. obligatory jelly pop below ...

headcanons ;

okayyyyok omg !! i have too too many so im just gonna dump about one of my favorite ones... but i love the cheesecake accomplice headcanon !! its one of my own concoctions. but essentially i think cheesecake is an accomplice to roguefort/phantom bleu in one way or another...

basicallyyyy . so in the original cheesecake manor/cookie detective event, when roguefort steals her jewel and walnut makes a big fuss about getting it back, cheesecake actually really doesnt care that much about it and says she has a spare just like it. then roguefort returns the jewel in practically the same breath ...

and when u look at cheesecake's relationship chart, her relationship to roguefort is about what disguise they'll use next. roguefort's relationship to cheesecake is about what jewels she'll wear today ... now these are two cookies that have positive relationships with EVERYONE, but i think their relationship to each other has so much potential to it ...

so here's my headcanon: cheesecake and roguefort are accomplices, cheesecake herself isnt really a thief of course but she fancies roguefort and has a nice relationship with them so she'll take part in their little scandals every now and again ❤ sometimes for fun and just to give walnut something to do roguefort will pretend to steal from cheesecake and just return what they "stole" later ..

otps/brotps/notps ;

CHEESEROGUE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🗣🗣🗣cheeserogue is literally everything to me i've been shipping it for quite literally a year or so now 😭😭 i just think its so cute they have so much in common... they are both fancy rich cheeses ❤ cheesecake is a fun little housewife and she matches roguefort's humor well ... i just have so so many thoughts... no point putting them in this post though u.u

sexuality and gender ;

she gay