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Taegi ABO!AU

Summary: Yoongi turnt (as in turned/presented as an omega for the very first time) ft. Taehyung trying to make him chill

-When Yoongi presented, it was right before the end of the semester and the rest of BTS were off doing something else, somewhere else (JM+JK left for Busan together approx. half an hour ago, NJ+Hoseok were sitting for their last exam papers, Taehyung+Jin were out with their course mates and friends).

-Yoongi was alone in his room since he wanted to pack up his stuff before leaving the day after. 

-When it happened, Yoongi was just baffled.

-He didnt see it coming at all. Omega. It was so heavy and hefty on his tongue. He saw himself as a Beta. He had high hopes to present as a Beta. 

-To summarise this, Yoongi had an existential crisis. Like a nanosecond of existential crisis before he abandoned his duct tape and boxes and messy folded clothes on the carpet and just fumbled around for his phone bcs he needed to at least google about “How to REALLY know you are an omega and not just shitting yourself” (he did this while going to the mini refrigerator to grab himself a drink bcs he just CAN’t DEaL right now).

-He was somewhere between his second and third can of soda when Taehyung suddenly swing the front door of his dorm room open and the soda slipped from right under the pads of Yoongi’s fingers. 

-Here, he briefly looked at Taehyung before slowly turning to watch the fizzy liquid dribble out from the open can rolling on the floor. 

TH: HEY hyung I think I left my- What are you doing?

-There was a pause where Yoongi said nothing and Taehyung just tried to decipher whatever scene he landed himself into bcs from where he was standing, Taehyung saw Yoongi on his knees, body angled towards the refrigerator, can of soda abandoned and sweetened liquid soaking his jeans. 

-The silence broke when Yoongi let out a loud, LOUD painful wail. 

-That’s when Taehyung straight up knew something was awfully wrong bcs the last time he heard that, Yoongi forgot to kiss Min Holly goodbye after leaving his Daegu home and only realised that when they were both already on the bullet train to Seoul. 

“hYUNG,” Taehyung was instantly on his knees by Yoongi’s side, “WHO HURT YOU? SPEAK TO ME.”

-At this point, Yoongi was just so numb that he couldnt hold himself back.

YG: OMega

TH: Um????

YG: I presented. I’m an omega. (here Yoongi was just staring right into TH’s eyes and TH just stared right back) I’m an omega, Tae. A shitting omega. 

TH: YOU PRESENTED? ARE YOU SUR-

YG: I NEED ANOTHER drINK 

TH: NO HYUNG NO. From now on you need to take care of your bod- HYUNG NO. LET GO OF THAT RIGHT NO W. 

-So after Taehyung successfully wrestled the cans safe from Yoongi’s grabby hands (while also effectively getting both of them lathering their clothes with soda drink from the floor), Taehyung sat Yoongi down on the couch before helping Yoongi wipe off his hands and face with tissue since Yoongi was just staring off into space and doing nothing to try and help himself. 

-So what followed was Taehyung opening up his laptop, spending the last  of his app store credits to download the pdf file of the online version of “The A to Z’s for the O(mega)s : For Dummies” while Yoongi silently watched the sunlight filtering into the room from the windows. 

TH: OK Hyung. You got this. Remember, you need to start eating healthy food. Cut back on soda and junk. Like, here in chapter 1. They say that your reproductive system should always be in healthy condition so you could- Hyung you ok? Do you want some water? I’ll just go get you somethi-

-Yoongi then just broke out into a mess of incoherent words till Taehyung could finally understand some bits here and there.

YG: I never wanted this TAe

TH: Hyung it’s going to be okay, alright? Shhh. Calm down. It’s going to be fin-

YG: SHUT THE UP TAE. SOME GODDAmn ALPha is gonna CLAIM my ASS one of THESE DAYS. HE GONNA WHIP ME OFF THE FLOOR CLEAN IN MY SLEEP AND YALL GONNA BE MISSING ME-

TH: HYUNG IT’S GONNA BE OKAY 

-So instead of going back to his room after retrieving his thumb drive, Taehyung stayed with Yoongi for the rest of the day, seeing that he couldnt trust Yoongi to not trash the whole apartment and burn down the whole building. 

-Somehow, Taehyung ended up snug on the couch with Yoongi sniffling into his arm and chest. 

-He didn’t rlly know how react to this since it was all still foreign grounds for him + Yoongi wasn’t exactly the type to be wailing and whiny, for as long as they’ve hung out with the rest of their circle of friends. 

-But the way Yoongi slightly trembled at every sniff of his snot, Taehyung felt something knotted at his chest. It didn’t sit well with him to see Yoongi being so distressed. He almost wanted to bawl his eyes out, too, but he stilled himself by taking lungfuls of air and slowly combing through Yoongi’s black locks; keeping in mind that he needed to be strong for Yoongi at the moment. 

TH: Everything is going to be alright, hyung. If some shitty alpha does come to get you, he’ll have to come through all seven of us, including you. We’ll fight his ass off. 

YG: *Snorts* you guys can’t do that. That’s against the law.

TH: Then I guess I’ll just have to present as an alpha right? Assert my dominance an all that. I’LL SHAKE HIS HAND TILL HIS BONES BREAK. 

YG: *SNORTS* OKAY DUDE 

-Yoongi knew Taehyung was just saying stuff. But deep down inside, he always knew that if he ever did presented as an omega, he wanted an alpha who could imitate Taehyung. Imitate how Taehyung strongly possessed the traits of an alpha yet, be gentle and kind all the same. Or maybe he just wanted Taehyung.

-That night, Yoongi fell asleep fast and snug to Taehyung’s warm body. He rlly didn’t care if Jin or NJ or Hoseok would walk in on him being so vulnerable and soft under Taehyung’s touch. He supposed that it’ll probably be the only time he’ll ever get to have Taehyung like this before reality finally hit in the form of some faceless alpha. 

-When summer break finally ended, all of BTS gathered at the bar downtown to celebrate Yoongi’s presenting. 

-All of them were there except for JK, JM and TH who were caught up in traffic. 

-Yoongi, Hoseok, NJ and Jin were just waiting for them at a table when Yoongi was suddenly hit with an overwhelming scent. He could detect bergamot, crushed grass under feet and the earthy smell of birch. He never felt so safe and secure.

-When he whipped around to find the source of it, his eyes landed on dilated brown orbs. His eyes landed on a lean, lanky frame that emerged amongst the almost crowded bar. 

-Alpha. Holy shit. Taehyung is an alpha. 

-But Taehyung’s scent, Taehyung’s gaze, Taehyung’s presence. All of it engulfed Yoongi whole and it was so overwhelming. It was different than all the other alphas he’s seen and interacted with in all his 24 years of life. This gaze was different than the one he last saw a few weeks back in his apartment, on the couch. 

-Taehyung looked like he wanted to breed Yoongi right then and there.