#I'M LESS MAD ABT THAT AND MORE MAD ABT THE LOGISTICS OF REPRODUCTION
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@ the universe am I a fucking joke to u
#just got the worst news of my life: space dinos have no COCK#can I have ONE place where the reptilian beefcake rowdyboy race is FUCKABLE#first Bioware doesn't let me kiss a Krogan#now I can't suck turek cock???????#I'M LESS MAD ABT THAT AND MORE MAD ABT THE LOGISTICS OF REPRODUCTION#DO U REALLY THINK 12 FT TALL 2 TON THEROPOD FURRIES ARE GOING TO BE OUT HERE *SCISSORING*?????#also I already HAVE NO COCK IRL#PLEASE!!!! I WANTED HIM TO TOP!!!!!!#AND NOT WITH A STRAP COME THE FUCK ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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