#I'M NOT REMMIE YOU PEICE OF SHIT (Crack)

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“Spell stun seed backwards.”

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"That's cool, my name is Django it's nice to meet you Bard!"

“Am I male or female?” A short pause. “I’m a bard, duh.”

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"I dunno about ya'll but it smells like bitch in here..."

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"Cool rodent facts!"

"You dumb fucking cretin, you fucking fool, absolute fucking baffoon, you bumbling idiot, F U C K Y O U ! ! !"

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"Oh shit yo! This push pop is banging!"

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-Teleports behind you- “What’s good homeboy?”

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There's no greater humiliation one must endure then waring the fucking froggy jacket.

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-Comes in with Starbucks five hours late-

-Sees what's going on-

-Leaves again with Starbucks, none of you fuckers deserve Starbucks!-

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"If you were actually god your craftsmanship wouldn't be so shotty when bringing things back to life. Juuuuuust sayin!"

“…

…no, yeah. He’s right.

God hates you and will not be merciful at all.”

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-STABS A GREEN GUMMY BEAR, STABS AT GREEN GUMMY BEAR, STABS AT GREEN GUMMY BEAR, STABS AT GREEN GUMMY BEAR, STABS AT GREEN GUMMY BEAR! PAY FOR YOUR SINS OF BEING GREEN YOU FUCKER, GREEN IS NOT A FUCKING CREATIVE COLOR YOU PEICE OF SHIT!-

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"GIRL, GIRL, GIRL HELP I'M IN THE FUCKING PEAR WIGGLER!!"

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"I don't wanna hear diddly shit from fuckin hard times Kermit about appearances."

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“Welcome to mcdawnalds do you wanna phucking beesechurger?”

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@kokoro-neko​

“HEEEEAAAAAAAART, HEART!!!-”

“GET THE SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE HEAAAAAAAAAAAART!!-”

“THE SWEET AND SOUR NOT BARBEQUE!!”

“HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART!!”

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"I'm ratgodphobic! Meaing if you're the rat god or any other nasty brain parasite, please stay as faaaar away from me as naturally possible!"

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"Y'all hear sumn?"

“……..’You’re not an idiot, Mikio, we love you Mikio’ - that’s not hard to say, right?”