#I'm currently putting possible ingredients into a spreadsheet so I can tweak the percentages and let the computer do the math | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

nekos · 7 months

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tumblr wouldn't let me reblog it for some reason, but I saw a post earlier today that was basically a writing prompt for what if there was a Jewish vampire trying increasingly weird foodstuffs to try to find a kosher replacement for drinking blood and I have not written anything based on the writing prompt but I have been doing an excessive amount of math and research to try to formulate a Nutritionally Complete Vampire Formula that replicates the nutritional properties of blood without using any non-kosher ingredients and this is definitely a productive use of my time (there are so many things I should be doing instead help)

#when I learned how to formulate animal diets in school #this is not what I thought I'd end up using it for #I complain about not liking math but I will do so much math if the reason is pointless enough #I'm currently putting possible ingredients into a spreadsheet so I can tweak the percentages and let the computer do the math #it would be easier if my keyboard wasn't broken #Every time I need an 8 or a k or an = I have to copy-paste it #I'm being completely normal here I promise

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