#I'm going to get a good grade at listing mbs characters and types of cheese 😭

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what type of cheese would each mbs character eat aaaand go

cheese my beloved <3 Primarily going off book characters because that's where my brain's at right now

also some characters probably eat many varieties of cheese, but I'm interpreting the question as favorite types?

Mr. Benedict - that one kind of cheese that has the layer of ash in it

Number Two - so there's this kind of tart(?) cheese with like bits of fruit in it, and IDK why but that's what I'm thinking for her

Rhonda - I'm going to go with the same cheese with fruit bits in it for Rhonda, maybe they prefer different varieties, but IDK something about they're sisters and maybe early on in them both living with Mr. B they bonded over discovering they both like this variety of cheese?? IDK that might be... oh fuck I wasn't trying to make a pun

Milligan - there's a type of cheese called Drunken Goat but my dad and I always call it Drunk Giraffe cheese like Doctor Who and that seems like a silly dad thing that Milligan would do

Reynie - half-joking answer: he has an average taste in cheese. more serious answer: I genuinely can't think of one specific cheese, but I think there's many types he likes and not many he doesn't

Sticky - okay this one is a slightly. sadder headcanon. When he was little sometimes his parents would make grilled cheese for him, so he still really likes the very specific type of idk cheddar or something, even when he thinks his parents are better off without him, because it makes him think of good times. And then they make him grilled cheese sandwiches again after book 1!! so it ends up happy!!! (brb gotta cry about Sticky)

Kate - Kate saw one video of people participating in a cheese rolling race and instantly had a new life goal, the cheese reward is double gloucester cheese. This is not my end-all-be-all headcanon, but I think it's funny if Kate doesn't even like cheese, she's just determined to win this weirdly dangerous competition.

Constance - brie

Moocho - I can't not answer for Moocho!!!!! my beloved!!!! but my brain has run out of types of cheese. Cheese that work well for baking, you can bake brie so maybe that, there's one specific thing I'm thinking of from a fic in a completely different fandom relating to a type of cheese on a pie and I cannot remember what it is so I will go look it up later. Also maybe smoked gouda? no real reason I just like it