#I'm not sure how spermatophylax would work in a human equivalent

[mossmx]

oook, listen, Reinhardt and Siva-Jothy 2005 estimate house cricket spermatophore expulsion at once every 2,6 days.

After Emma makes the clock ticking in Storybrook, we can assume human!Jiminy aka Archie gets a little more cricket-y each day, on account of all characters slowly reconnecting with their fairytales selves

OUAT!Jiminy is obviously *not* A. domesticus and futhermore magical cricket-like creature who will live forever so the biorythm may be off, but I'mma take some liberties and say he does it and as a cricket he had cricket biology quirks (like singing <3) and instincts (elaborate courtship <3)

SO Archie could need to "expell sperm" ;) ;) every 2-3 days as per sciantifically accurate cricket biology ;) ;)

p.s. I know adult humans can fap way more XD it's just funnier to think Archie had an average libido and the curse breaking has this side effect on him. Don't get in the way of my kinky biological imperative ideas >:)