#I'm sorry this whole situation is unbelievable hilarious to me as a recently converted danrad fan and hp hater

[noys-boise]

Daniel Radcliffe & Emma Watson: trans people deserve to be treated as people

jk rowling: WHAT THE FUCK did anyone hear that?? they just said that MINORS should be FORCED to go on HORMONES!!! think of the WOMEN!! think of the DETRANSITIONERS!!! I'm literally their boss they're not allowed to say that?!? how dare they disagree with me?!?!

Daniel Radcliffe & Emma Watson: uh we worked for you when we were children and also we didn't say that

jk rowling: haha good fucking try i will NOT forgive you no matter what you try to do you can keep begging but it is TOO LATE! i bet you're devastated now!

Daniel Radcliffe: cool i think i should go now, i have to be at the Hudson theater to perform in Merrily we roll along as Charley Kringas, I'm a Broadway star now by the way, I'm best friends with Jonathan Groff and Lindsay Mendez

Emma Watson: I don't have time for this either, bye

jk rowling: see? they're nothing without me. I hurt them so bad with this one. I'm going to log on twitter and cry about trans people existing all day again while no one is buying my new terf books because they hate me so much! clearly I'm the vitcim here