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sacrificethemtothesquid · 2 years

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The news announced today that this is the second-most snow Portland has ever gotten in a 24-hour period, and guess what.

It’s stupid. It’s dry. There are five fucking inches of bullshit powder at my house and I can’t build a single thing. This is torture. It’s inhumane. What the fuck, weather? I Do Not Approve, but apparently no one asked me.

#but but but skiing you heathens cry #YOU CAN SKI ANYWHERE #I WANT TO BUILD SNOW MONSTERS #I WANT TO WORSHIP CALVIN AND HOBBES #THIS IS HERESY #THIS IS BULLSHIT #IT'S 24F OUTSIDE AND BLOWING POWDER #I AM STUCK INSIDE LIKE A CAT AT THE VET #I AM SO UPSET #AND I'M MAKING IT EVERYONE'S PROBLEM

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