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#JESSICA. IT'S CHOCOLATE MILK AT 8AM. IT'S CHOCOLATE MILK JESSICA.
safyresky · 2 years
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oh, to end this scene with blinter sex joke, or to leave it with the feels. decisions, decisions.
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safyresky · 2 years
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i'm not even joking, i'm very upset about the choco milk iced capp thing I am literally replying to the email like HE SAID HE NO PICKLES except it's me saying I SAID CHOCOLATE MILK AT 8AM, JESSICA (literally)
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It's not a mean email, I know she's just doing her job and such, like, I get it. customer service. It;s just. IT'S CHOCOLATE MILK, JESSICA
#her reply was like 'Please note certain sections of your menu can be blank from time to time#because items within that menu category are not available for pre-order at that time of day#which like. okay. FINE. understandable#sometimes tims runs out of eggs with sammys in the morning#it's just. CHOCOLATE MILK. IT'S CHOCOLATE MILK. I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO A TIMMIES THAT RUNS OUT OF CHOCOLATE MILK#I CAN STILL GET A CHOCO MILK ITSELF. SO WHY CAN I NOT ASK FOR IT IN MY ICED CAPP INSTEAD?#I am so BOGGLED by this you guys don't even know!#ppl are gonna be like 'hey dani how was ur day'#and i'm going to be utterly incomprehensible when i reply by saying#'oh well. i spent the day WILDLY OSCILLATING between IT'S CHOCOLATE MILK JESSICA and BLINTER SEX JOKE?!?!?'#my friends irl will be like *squinting* what the fuck is wrong with you#SO ANYWAY JESSICA IF YOU COULD LET TIMOTHY HORTON HIMSELF KNOW THAT IT'S CHOCOLATE MILK THAT'D BE GR8#also letting her know that i am afeared that it won't be an option period on the app anymore#which isn't a big deal bc she said i could still get it by walking in#but the thing is. i wake up late and the tims is like. 500 meters or less away#so i can order on the app as i leave#grab it IMMEDIATELY while every disgruntled adult in my area grumbles in line#and me on my merry way to work with a caffeinated beverage that tastes more CHOCOLATE than CAFFEINE#side note: tried putting choco milk in coffee the other day. needed WAY MORE CHOCO MILK#I'LL FIGURE OUT A GOOD WAY TO DRINK PROPER COFFEE ONE OF THESE DAYS
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