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#Just gotta keep my gayness under wraps and I'm “the great” in no time
mactiir · 1 year
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My toxic trait is believing I'd make a pretty good medieval monarch
You look at why medieval kings had problems and it's like. Unprepared to rule. Bad with money. Overtaxed the peasants. A drain on the coffers left to them by their father. So arrogant they offended all their vassals. Lost wars due to obvious strategic and tactical errors. Had a brother who hated them and tried to usurp them.
That could never be me. I would simply learn to manage money and not be a dick to everyone around me and make sure my siblings love me so much they would never lead a war against me. Eat your heart out, Hapsburgs.
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