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#Kanamemo pulled this off back in the day so it's not unprecedented
taoofshigeru · 8 months
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You know what probably won't happen but would be oodles of fun?
A Hamefura musical episode.
Wouldn't take much to set the thing up. Alan gets bonked on the noggin and, when he wakes up, everyone seems to him to be singing.
It starts with Geordo delivering Katarina a big bouquet of eggplant seeds, dropping innuendos that she completely fails to catch. Like one of those duets where two characters in two different locations are singing in parallel to each other, except in their case it's just a conversation.
Sophia's number has her narrating the plot of her new favorite F/F novel while Katarina reads through it, interjecting repeatedly with remarks about how it's neat how the two protagonists are such great friends. (Nicol is humming in the background to be supportive.)
Maria sings about the treats she baked and how wonderful they are, and Katarina agrees while repeatedly emphasizing how delicious they are (and how marriageable Maria is). The duet ends with them almost kissing before Katarina turns away to eat the last cookie.
And, when Alan heads to the Hunt family for afternoon tea, we cut to Mary Hunt curating her blackmail book and she bursts into a grade-A villain song.
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