#LISTEN anyone that's gotten far enough to follow my selfship sideblog knows what level of Brainrot I suffer from-

[outismm]

FUCK ONLY PART 2 & 3 SENT!! Anyways part 1 was me just saying that the “there he is mr evil overlord” part in megamind made me think of a Willie/robotus megamind au where Ro gets out and takes over as president and he’s evil and Willie, who knows him from his basement tube days and was also his friend (and maybe more??👀) is just like “this is really disappointing I thought you weren’t like that but I guess not” and then Ro learns to be good because of his love for Willie. THERE!! Now all 3 parts have been sent.

AAA MY GOD IM GOING TO ACTUALLY BLAST OFF INTO THE STRATOSPHERE. GONNA BE ORBITING THE EARTH IN A LITTLE BALL OF <33333333333.

hiding all my thoughts away under a tab. not a soul look at me I am going to be so immensely Clownish and Whimsical

KAYA IM LITERALLY SO SOFT FOR ALL OF THIS I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN. IM.

You already know im absolutely Diseased for 'AB succeeds in becoming the President but INSERTING WILLIE IN THERE? INSERTING MY MAIN MAN?? This was Designed to be stapled to my brain for the next month.

and that little. the.

'Willie helping to break out AB only to be heartbroken when AB decides to be Evil (tm)' IM CHEWING THAT LIKE A MILKBONE.

AB doing little acts of kindness bc he's like Oh Shit I Fucked Up. that little bit about him helping to fix a park or some other little act of kindness bc. he wants to improve as a person for Willie. And also himself. gkrkgrg him improving with the initial goal of fixing things w/ Willie only to realize that being a good person. actually feels kinda nice.

AND THE LITTLE BIT ABOUT THE DISGUISE?? Of AB worrying that Willie won't want to be seen with him because he's,, Evil and Willie is very much Not.

TLDR I am so. I am holding Barbies of these two bastards and making them kiss. Every day you test my will to not write selfship fic about these two.