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imwritesometimes · 3 months

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because my life is a cartoon joke at this point, my brother did his laundry, didn't check his pockets AGAIN, got gum ALL OVER THE DRYER, didn't want to tell me, so he used flammable WD40 to get the gum off the dryer drum..............

#if my grandma were still alive she'd make him go out back and pick his own switch to get beat with #cause he used to leave shit in his pockets ALL THE FUCKIN TIME AS A KID #and she would do his laundry and be like you check your pockets? and he'd be like yeah whatever!#and she'd wash like his buss pass and school ID house keys pens lighters pocket knives she'd be SO PISSED AT HIM #and he always gets so bitchy and snappy when I'm like CHECK UE POCKETS ASS DON'T WASH UR WHOLE WALLET AGAIN!#and now look. look. I'm always right. bitch.#I flat out told him like THIS IS WHY I always ask you if you check ur pockets u asshole. you should have just told me #NOW ur washing out the dryer drum with soapy water and we have to hope it doesn't catch fire #I stg. I STG. how did I end up with the most braincells in the family I'M TIRED.#erin explains it all

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