#Ori vc: why do you have so little to sleep on?? Is this some kind of peasant joke I'm too royal to understand | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

tenthhell · 10 months

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I need y'all to understand that Orianna's tent is as comfortable as it is a liability; it's soft, it's decadent, it's richly coloured. It will attract attention from thieves. But it's fine bc those caught stealing will either be roasted or flayed and devoured to make a fucking point.

Thing is though....... Orianna isn't an adventurer. She's not used to living in a tent out in the wild, so of course her setup is ridiculous. It's the equivalent of a filthy rich person going camping for the first time bc that is actually on point.

#revenge is beneath me. accidents however can happen // Orianna headcanon.#should I make a joke about coming out of the tent in the morning with slippies and hair curlers now or later #Ori vc: why do you have so little to sleep on?? Is this some kind of peasant joke I'm too royal to understand #no but to be clear it might be gaudy af but it's also chalked full of books and alchemical shit #probably to the point she has a sleeping corner and a working corner and a dog space and the rest is a jungle of tomes and glassware #and gods only know what else #it's like Howl's bedroom in there don't look

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