#Sasuke and Naruto didn't tell her but they picked up more jobs and shifts to help pay for more things for her

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Modern Naruto Au with team 7 as Gen Z using the slang is actually all that's in my brain

Sasuke storming into team 7's apartment: I hate humanity.

Naruto: Woah bros mad

Sasuke: Some shitty customer ordered a long ass order with seventeen thousand things, and then got mad at me when I got it right?

Sakura: Nah for real? ?

Naruto: Well what did you do?

Sasuke:

Sasuke: I didn't punch her.

Sakura trying to be comforting: Girlboss for self control??

Sasuke: No Sakura.

Sasuke: Opposite of girlboss

Sasuke: Boy minimum wage.

Naruto: *chokes*