#Someone spelled the ending of cactus wrong (it was Robert) a LONG time ago (3 weeks ago) and it's been the name of their group chat since

[royalhouseofcarrington]

Various Locations Around Carrington

Transcript below cut!

Douxie: Cece would like to tell everyone, and I quote: 

“Quack”

Robert: I fucking love this kid

She’s hilarious

I love all of them don’t get me wrong 

But Cece 

Douxie: She was quacking at my moms on the phone yesterday too

She’s been making animal sounds for like… 

3 days straight

Eric: So has Ari

Did Mom give her a farm book too?

Ana: Yes

Michael: How do we avoid this?

Douxie: Burn it as soon as you see it 

It’s too late for us

Not for you

Michael: Noted

Ana: Speaking of Mom, anyone talk to her recently?

Thalia: I haven’t, no

She’s texted but I haven’t gotten to respond

Alice: Unfortunately 

Ana: Well now’s as good a time as any I guess

Aunt Kate talked to me yesterday at the DR and said that Mom’s planning on getting remarried

Ben: Heh

Ana: And then I called Mom and asked if it was true and she said yes

Sophie: WHAT THE FUCK

Alice: Welp imma go cry

Robert: WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK

Michael: HUH

Ben: TO QUOTE OUR LORD AND SAVIOR CHRIS HEMSWORTH: SINCE UH WHEN

Charles: oh

Thalia: Who?

Ana: Lucas Munch

Alice: He’s my godfather

Charles: And mine too

Ana: ANd mine? 

Robert: Hyuck

Ow

Ben: Stop

Alice: Oh I am SO GLAD that I’m out of Lyne Priory

Ben: Same