#Testing the waters to see how this'll do before I post/finish some more stuff

[seokmins]

hello~ I'm back again (to write)!! On this blog (I have to re-edit things some day soon)!! I received this on my other account but wanted to post it on here instead cuz it's cute and sfw 😊 also again I think I'm sooo funny and this side of tumblr deserves to see my shenanigans after all this time <3

In the end, I believe the members would trust each other bc they know each other so well but I'll focus on the lil bumps along the way lol. Also for easier purposes, this is a fake sister just to make it work/age appropriate 🤪

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Seungcheol

The whole reason his sister is single

Doesn't mean to be but is extremely intimidating

You know when he crosses those beefy arms of his and leans back with a questioning eyebrow?

It's enough to make any potential suitor flee tbh

Really he's just making sure his sister is taken care of

Still it's nerve-wracking to tell him

But he tries to be v mature abt it actually

Does that whole dad/bro act of clasping the member on the shoulder and looking at them dead ass in the eye

Which is terrifying but like also everyone knows and trusts each other so it's just an awkward stare down

Occasionally asks for "reports" from the other members as a way to have some semblance of brotherly control but gives up when he gets sick of hearing all the sappy stuff 💀

Will always take his sister's side in a fight 😤💪🏼

Jeonghan

I don't think he'd care all that much because his sister is just as much of a menace as he is... Prolly even more

In fact, I think he'd be the type to pat the member on the back and wish them good luck with a grimace

And then tells his sister to be play nice

Takes advantage of the brother-in-law status as a way to get away w/ things even more than he already does

"I'm telling your sister"

"No I'm telling my sister all your dirty secrets!"

And then

"I don't want to take out the trash"

"Well you can't date my member!"

Just a lot of back and forth shenanigans

I think the members might be too afraid to date jeonghan's sister and all that comes with it (jeonghan) tbh

Takes no one's side in a fight - prolly instigated it and fans the flames on the dl 😭 might take the member's side for kicks and giggles (until his sister chews him out)

When it all comes down to it though, he'll listen and make a decision... Now is it a good one? Find out next on jeonghan's antics smh

Joshua

This man is fanfic material, isn't he?

I think he'd take it quite easily bc he trusts his sister and his members but still kinda judgy bc he knows both sides really well

However

He will be sneaky and text his sister and then his member at different points to casually see if their stories match up 😭

Gets caught rather quickly tho bc they're an open communication couple and plead for Joshua to stop treating them like kids

He's actually happy with that result and says he did it as a test but he's also really just a busybody

Also tries to enact a curfew at some point bc he's vaguely perturbed by it all

But that falls through rather quickly and he just kind of has to turn a blind eye to it and suck it up

Will tell each person he takes their side in a fight only to get each side of the story and then come to a solid conclusion before he sits them both down to talk

Junhui

Side-eyes but really doesn't say much

The kind that either complains about his sister dating a member OR the kind that uses it as an excuse to like get away w/ asking out his sister's friend

Or have a date set up

Really obnoxious about it

Will force the couple to come on blind/double dates

Claims to be the one that brought them together (kind of ig)

But like takes all the credit in that annoyingly smug way lying through his teeth 🤡

However, if he sticks to just complaining he will tag along to every date of theirs anyway

Will find out

And will be there

Can't get rid of him

Like he's not even going to be stay with them technically but the couple swears they can feel his presence

Or just see his face in the crowd

Maybe it's the paranoia and he's simply sleeping at home

Takes no one's side in a fight - you think he's getting involved w/ that mess? Call him when it's sorted out, he has dinner plans at 7 <3

Soonyoung

Pouts bc his sister will pay even more attention to his other members than him

Flexes the brother-in-law status enough that it's annoying tho

Also constantly third-wheels but it's innocently coincidental unlike Jun but still irritating

The kind to jokingly tell his sister to date jihoon just to annoy his bestie fr

But if it really happens it's not a joke anymore and he's thrilled

Either way, he's a happy camper and is always organizing big family/group gatherings just to show off the couple

Has cute little couple ideas for both sides <3

Already planning his congratulatory marriage speech 😭

HE BETTER BE BEST MAN

Prolly planning the baby shower too

He's just a little excited </3

Cries during any fights he knows about bc he already bought baby clothes and it's past the 30 month mark to return them

Wonwoo

Pushes up his glasses like an anime character

If cheol was scary, wonu is terrifying

For no good reason, other than his foreboding aura

Will jokingly offer for the member to beat him at a video game for his sister's hand

Everyone knows how good at gaming he is and he brutally will beat you so it's a lot of 🥲 at first until they realize he's joking

Extremely chill in the end but sometimes at night, the member swears he's standing in the shadows at the foot of the bed making threats to pulverize them in their sleep or sumn

Actually gives them a "healthy couple's communication love and affection guide" idk if y'all know those American Girl guides to life back in the day but like that lmao

Quizzes them weekly

They can go on a date if they pass

Projects include buying gifts for one another and cute little surprises tbh

In all seriousness, he's very supportive and cool just like be amicable and understanding w/ one another cuz he's always watching 👀

Takes no side in fighting bc isn't that what he gave those relationship building exercises for? 😭

Jihoon

Pretends like it hasn't happened

If he doesn't acknowledge it, it doesn't exist right?

You can't avoid your issues like that jihoon!!

Hiding in his studio tbh

But like then he ends up cornered when his sister brings in the member she's dating

Bonus points if it's NOT hoshi

Absolute dread if it is

Will momentarily contemplate methods on how to break them up

But will end up writing a love song for them instead

Many love songs uwu

Do not come to him for fights, he will write a sad song instead encouraging y'all to fix your own problems or sumn

Although if one of them gets to him first, he'll write a really accusatory song based on what they say to him 🥊

It's a total banger and tops the charts even if it makes the ppl involved mad every time it plays

Seokmin

Tries and pretends to be threatening but quickly folds and offers to buy his member a celebratory drink instead

Last to find out only because he's a bit oblivious to the very obvious signs and everyone thought he knew

Like "oh my sister gets along really well w/ the members!" :DDD

No seokmin, she's not sitting on his lap out of good, wholesome friendship vibes!!! They're a couple!!

Kind of mentally scarred tbh tho can't imagine them in a relationship ™

Like. "What do u do together?"

"We go on dates"

"Why?"

"We're dating?"

"Okay but why?"

"Because we like each other?"

"But wh-"

"OMFG seokmin...!"

Prolly has walked in on compromising situations - that's prolly how he found out as well lol

Alexa play trauma by HHU 😭

WILL CRY IF U FIGHT but prolly takes his sister's side 🥹

Mingyu

Upset only because he was the last to be told bc he would blab to everyone

No but he'd be really ecstatic abt the whole deal tbh

Def the one to take all kinds of aesthetic couple pics for Instagram

And throws a v public complaint if not tagged/credited for each one

Also saves Polaroids for his own use and shows them off at any point he can

At least one in his wallet at all times and he rotates them depending on the season and/or how many he's taken

Shows them to the elderly at any given moment and will blab fondly about how beautiful and wonderful love is

Might have one in his phone case too in the same manner

Cooks meals and invites the couple/brings the meals to wherever they are

Will be the therapist in any fight bc he knows them so well, lots of intense nodding and thorough listening, prolly the best mediator out there 😂 who needs couples' therapy when you have mingyu?

Minghao

Judges harshly but doesn't say anything but everyone can feel™ the initial disapproving vibes but he's basically silent abt it overall

Likes to know about the dates simply so he can style either his sister, the member, or both

Buys matching shirts, accessories, and lil houseware for them bc no one except him has a decent sense of style!

Uses that as an excuse to check in or stop by

Hates third-wheeling w/ a passion tho

Will awkwardly make up ANY excuse if caught w/ them by himself

Prolly drags a member w/ him for safety measures

Cringe fest for all

I think he'd be v no nonsense and a good person to come to and calm down during a fight

Has his meditation rituals down pat for issues like these

No need to take sides when you're taking a calming tea session and then mediating after 🙏🏼

Seungkwan

Appalled bc his sister can do so much better

Like. He's seen these men and their disgusting habits

He's a female rights supporter in the best way

Tries to be intimidating but he is not... he is just cute and huffy

Hoshi will forever clown the situation that went down for years to come

Prolly a combo of him being sassy paired w/ him wanting to beat someone up like in that gif yk the one

Or hugging them like he did that fake hug to dino in that gose ep lol

Embittered by this for years

It's marked in his calendar just as the rest of the milestones are

He's petty enough that he would never intentionally sabotage the relationship but enough that everyone knows ™

Despite the fact that he's always the first to remember and congratulate on any anniversary or celebratory event

Chanting kiss kiss kiss and then pretends he wasn't

Loves all the tea - will give a smug "I told you" look whenever there are fights

But also the first to resolve them even if he will ALWAYS take his sister's side 💯

Vernon

This man could care less about anything EXCEPT when it comes to his sister

Like it gets real y'all, he takes off his headphones and beanie like this is abt to get serious 🍿

"Why my sister bro?"

No one has ever seen him move that fast in his life to demand answers from his member

Demands a trial run and a meme challenge

Who can send a meme that makes his sister laugh

That's a stupid competition vernonie

Anyways winner is undeclared 😂

Can't believe this, refuses to accept it UNTIL his sister confirms it and calms him down

Fine. He's okay w/ it ig but sends passive aggressive memes in the group chat like all the time

Always coughs and says "my sister" when the member says "my girlfriend" 😭 like EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

Also takes his sister's side like do or die mode bro u better be ready to square tf up!!

Chan

Disgusted and betrayed

Cannot believe he's now related to a member through a relationship... Even worse MAWWIAGE

Disappears for a week out of protest but comes back bc he's lonely and hungry and sad

Sulks the entire time even when he's back

How could his blood, brethren, friends, brothers, comrades in arms, and family do him like this?

Fake gags any time there's any lovey dovey crap going on

A petulant child fr

Simply bc he's the baby

Not ready for another baby to come into the picture even tho that's like not even a thought rn

Will eventually warm up abt it

Just takes a v long time bc he thought it was fake or wouldn't last 😭

Then he feels guilty

Avoids confrontations at all cost but bullied by whichever part of the couple to take their side bc of his self-guilt