#UNNECESSARILY CUNTY POST SO I'M LOCKING IT SORRY THIS IS JUST MY BERSERK BUTTON

[dieinct]

"give me culturally christian vampires." wow imagine a culturally christian vampire. maybe they'd be repelled by christian holy symbols, like they wouldn't want to touch a crucifix and maybe they couldn't stand on holy ground or holy water might bother them! what a funny way of bringing christian superstition into the timeless and completely universal vampire myth that has NEVER been culturally specific before :)