#While Dandy is by no means ''good'' or ''empathetic'' to most people

[angrylittleburd]

You are a God damned chimera, you know that you son of a bitch? 

[biiscione]

               INTRODUCTIONS: Panagiotis  &&  Konstantinos                  “ Κατα μανα κατα κυρη κατα γιο και θυγατερα                                        De tal palo tal astilla.                        The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. ”

***please check the end of post for tw/cw before continuing Background Panagiotis, preferably Panos, is of Greek and Armenian descent. His parents, formerly Greek nationals, immigrate to the United States after the birth of their first child, Jocasta, and it is in the Olympia, Washington that their son is born. His early childhood is happy though odd as he grows into two worlds: one of his revolutionary refugee parents exiled from their homeland and the other of American Suburbia. Death continuously alters his course, distorting a happy childhood into one of pain and suffering. Forced to live with his father’s brother and his wife in New Jersey, he endures abuses hurled at him until his late uncle’s death. Hardened and barely a teenager, he travels northward to the Big Apple. In Brooklyn he finds a way to make money, not in the most honest of ways, but hey, it keeps a roof over his head. While collecting rent for some big mucky - muck landlords in Bushwick, he ends up meeting who will be the mother of his son. She’s a few years old than he but just as calloused to the world. There time together is short - lived and a few months after Konnie is born, Panos is a single father. Strapped for cash and getting to know the truth of his parent’s past as anarchist revolutionaries, he endeavors to travel to his distant family in Macedonia where he then leaves his son and travels to Athens. Following in his father’s footsteps is quite easy and he takes to the streets just as he had to fight tyranny and fascism. This dreamlike sequence of valor ends with the death of a close friend, collateral damage to the volatile politics in Athens, and Panos’s own incarceration in his own failed attempt at a revenge killing. After serving his time, he returns to Macedonia to find his infant son already a smart, sensitive little boy. In a quarter-life crisis and realizing he needs to get his shit together for his son, he finds mercenary work in Central Asia and the Middle East.... and he hates it. There’s just something about assisting a private military organization stage de facto wars on resource - rich regions that didn’t sit right with him. So, after ensuring his payment, he throws a wrench or two into his employer’s plans and dips as fast as he can. He returns to Athens briefly, hoping to find permanent work that didn’t necessarily compromise his morality. A friend informs him of a mercenary job in Italy as a glorified bodyguard so he takes it upon himself to travel there with his son and what little money he has left. There’s nothing like an in-person interview, right? Panos lands the job working for a reclusive, wealthy man ( mostly on account of him being somewhat attractive and a single dad ) and the rest is history. Personality Abrasive and aggressive doesn’t necessarily mean bitter and unkind. He can be loud and a little too friendly at times ( a mask for his borderline - crippling anxiety and undiagnosed mood disorder ) but just chalk it up to his blended accent. Overtly sexual jokes and blunt questioning is meant to vet any weakness in the prospects of friendship, while also being a handy - dandy tool to be antisocial. He dislikes authority figures but as he ages, he tends to keep his cool as long as they leave him alone. While he airs less on the polite side of socializing, he does hold himself to a high moral code, nothing too chivalrous or anything, but he would defend another’s human rights with his very life. He’s loyal to a fault and has a hard time distancing himself from those he has grown fond of, even when their morals do not align with his own. Appearance He stands 6′ (give or take a half inch) with lax posture and lean frame. Tawny - colored hair, long - topped with a short undercut, is typically dressed in pomade and slicked back. He has blue eyes, icy or azure dependent on lighting. Olive - toned skin stays paled as he keeps away from the sun. Nose is shaped in the classic hellenic fashion, rather, it was . . . it’s been broken so many times that it sits crookedly upon his face, a bump breaking the Greek silhouette of his bridge. Full lips settle into a pout on his rarely expressionless face. His face is quite square, accentuated with a wide jaw. High cheekbones are accentuated not by makeup but tattoos, a broadsword along the hollow of one cheek. Misc. tattoos dress his arms and neck. A tattoo of a Roman/Sol Invictus diadem and ‘Κωνσταντῖνος’ along the crown’s band is on the left - side of his chest. Fingers are tattooed with anarchist and subtle anti - fascist symbols, blurred and faded with age. The juxtaposition of his rugged physical appearance with his bespoke wardrobe accentuates the starkness between his past life as a revolutionary and his quiet life as a mercenary/gun-for-hire. Notes ● is a devout member of the Greek Orthodox Church, despite his negative relationship with his priest uncle. ● avoids romantic and sexual relationships ● physical affection that he doesn’t initiate himself his wholly unwanted and is often violently rejected ● uh... heterosexual? sort of? ● loves to paint ppl, especially portraits ● thinks knives are pretty cool ● good at making things look like accidents Background Konstantinos, fondly Konnie, is American - born like his father and mother of Puerto-Rican and German descent but he doesn’t remember much of where he was born, his mother, and the apartment they lived in together. His earliest memory is of his father’s grandmother, the scars upon her flesh concluding stories she could not finish herself. In Macedonia, he has many mothers; though they remain faceless in his mind, they carry with them the same sweet scent of chrysanthemums. He does not recall his father being in his life till he’s just learning how to read and write, when he takes him away from the comfort of his many-mothers. As he grows, the gentle boy is troubled with this realization but cannot come to resent his father for his decision. He is whisked off to an unfamiliar place where unfamiliar people speak in an unfamiliar language. However, he is still young enough to teach, to mold, and he takes to this new language so easily that he almost forgets the tongue of his many-mothers. In his time in primary school, he earns the badge of polyglot. As he grows and becomes an acceptable age to be sent away, he is offered the chance to go to several prestigious boarding schools by his adoptive grandfather but, much to his relief, his father softly declines this generous offer. As he has been torn from comfort before, he holds the pain of the trauma of being taken from familiarity, causing him to be anxious and he is, although he excels in much that he does, unsure of himself, even at the tender age of eleven. He clings to his father and grandfather and the many people who work/reside upon his grandfather’s estate, for everyone there is gentle and keenly aware of his nervousness. Even now, at fifteen/sixteen, he still finds himself most comfortable in the quietest corners of his grandfather’s estate. Personality Those who are unfamiliar with him, especially extroverted adults, may find him, not shy, but haughty on account of his observant quietness and stature. He does not interact well with children his own age and, if he does find himself accepted into a friend group, he is the reserved listener. However, timidness is overshadowed by his morality, defending others valiantly and with a vulgarity that almost completely mirrors his father’s. Silence is complacency, his father taught him, and he is steadfast in his actions in the face of injustice and cruelty. Opposite his father, he is soft - spoken and educated in his speech. He is quite agreeable in mood and disposition though is considered “irregularly emotional” for a teenage boy by those stuck in the Old World. His emotional intelligence was nurtured by Panos, whose own emotional intelligence was stunted, and he is particularly empathetic and kind, with others and himself. Maybe that could get him in trouble later in life. Appearance At sixteen, he is 5′11 but looks taller with his stately posture and lean build. His face shape is much softer than his father’s with rounded jaw and fuller cheeks. He has his father’s full lips and his mother’s narrow, bowed - bridged and wide - tipped nose. Head is topped with light brown, tawny - tinted waves, hair long enough to curl around his ears, at the nape of his neck, and on his forehead. He has his father’s color-changing, light hues and they are further accentuated with his olive - toned skin that darkens easily in summer under an Italian sun. His attire is always shifting and evolving though always echoes the softness of his personality. Notes ● though raised in a Roman Catholic household, he is a practicing member of the Greek Orthodox church ● loves animals.... so much. often babysits his grandfather’s pet snakes (though he prefers the furry sorts) ● a casual art historian ● wants to be a mary wollstonecraft shelley historian when he gets older ● dad taught him how to shoot and he’s a very good marksman ● because his father constantly changes his own last name, panos and raphael agreed that konnie would take raphael’s, if not for stability, for social prestige

Shipping p: it’s rare that there’s chemistry for a sexual/romantic ship but i’m pretty open to trying! love enemy ships for him tho! k: no sexual/romantic ships since i’ll play him as a minor both: platonic and familial ships, ftw Selectivity/Activity p: always active/ will interact with everyone and anyone k: quite finicky/ will interact with anyone ***Trigger Warnings talk of: physical, mental, and sexual abuse, violence, death, graphic sex, death, mental illness, disordered eating, anxiety, weapons actions: physical and emotional violence, murder, body horror, disordered eating, weapons (guns and knives) Panos’ childhood was full of abuse: mental, physical, and sexual. I won’t bring up specifics in my writings unless prompted and will tag them accordingly. Panos does engage in a lot of violence and uses violent language. Panos suffers from disordered eating and a mood disorder, the earlier shown in less than subtle ways. Konnie has generalized anxiety. If any of these things are a serious problem, message me and I’ll be sure to constantly tag them. If you find yourself overwhelmed or know you will be, please don’t be afraid to soft block. I really wouldn’t mind.

[fucktastic-mr-fox]

Raleigh Fox

The Basics ––– –

Age: 26 actually, in reality he doesn’t know. He’ll say he’s anywhere from 21 to 24

Race: Midlander Hyur

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Homosexual - most of the time

Marital Status: In an open relationship

Server: Balmung

Physical Appearance ––– –

Hair: Blond

Eyes: Light blue

Height: 5’10

Build: Solid but lean, like a swimmer

Distinguishing Marks: A number of pale scars on his back and shoulders, relatively hard to notice. Scars on his knuckles.

Common Accessories: A pair of aether attuned chakrams and a frosty flask

Personal ––– –

Profession: Thief, conman, whore, bodyguard, whatever a person will pay him for that isnt dumb labor (physical labor, fieldwork, moving, etc). He also just walks around and asks people for money while smiling pretty and it works pretty okay.

Hobbies: Stealing, drinking, brawling, finding boys to sleep with, making his friends sad, reading, fishing, recreational drug use, creating problems

Languages: Eorzean, Hingan, Doman and a pinch of Xaelic. He recieved formal education in all of these languages he just never had much reason to use Xaelic so a lot of it fell out of his head.

Residence: The Goblet, at his apartment or his family house or the Mists with his boyfriend

Birthplace: On a boat halfway between Vylbrand and Othard

Religion: Raleigh, y e s

Patron Deity: His dick

Fears: Talking about his emotions, seeming weak, being left alone in the dark for an extended time, isolation, losing his friends, being hated by those he loves, DOCTORS and healing in general

Relationships ––– -

Spouse: Not married, but his boyfriend is Einar Bearclaw

Children: No

Parents: Father is dead, Adoptive Mother is Rjsha Fyth

Siblings: None

Other Relatives: Raleigh has no blood relatives that he knows of but his friends Dandy Mott, Tristan Reneau, Celestial Tal'leuthil and Freyja Eversong as well as his man Einar Bearclaw are what he considers family.

Pets: No

Traits ––– -

Extroverted / In Between / Introverted

Disorganized / In Between / Organized

Close Minded / In Between / Open Minded

Calm / In Between / Anxious

Disagreeable / In Between / Agreeable

Cautious / In Between / Reckless

Patient / In Between / Impatient

Outspoken / In Between / Reserved

Leader / In Between / Follower

Empathetic / In Between / Apathetic

Optimistic / In Between / Pessimistic

Traditional / In Between / Modern

Hard-working / In Between / Lazy

Cultured / In Between / Uncultured

Loyal / In Between / Disloyal

Faithful / In Between / Unfaithful

Additional information ––– –

Smoking Habit: Sure why not

Drugs: Don’t threaten me with a good time

Alcohol: For breakfast lunch and dinner

RP Hooks ––– –

You look like you have money - Raleigh is a bit notorious for accosting anyone who he thinks he can get a payout from. So even if your character doesn’t actually have any cash on them, he’s still going to try and get it. And if he can’t get it, he’ll steal the clothes off your back in recompense. Or at least try to.

The Fight Lad - If he’s just bored or your character makes an even borderline inflammatory remark against Raleigh, this lad will come at them swinging. He enjoys a good brawl and will do it just as often as a way of flirting with someone as anything else. It’s simply safe to assume that if you catch Raleigh’s attention for any reason you are at a solid risk of getting punched in the fucking face.

Poor, horny and bored - Having never had much conventional socialization until recently, for a long time the only way Raleigh knew of to establish a connection with someone was to try and sleep with them. This is still very much a tactic he uses just to get to know people and establish a network of friends and acquaintances. That and sex is fun and Raleigh broke the off switch on his libido a long time ago. He’s always down to bang and he doesn’t often say no. This can create some conflicting emotions for others but he... frankly, doesn’t care.

The Wild Rover - Bars are as like home to Raleigh as any home he’s ever known, and as he pursues his own agenda across Eorzea, Raleigh stops in many a bar. When he’s there Raleigh isn’t one to sink into the crowd. He tends to do all that he can to entice people out of their shells, get them to buy him drinks and has a habit of making a scene out of what would have been a pleasant evening. He’s always friendly, but he kindly doesn’t care about what’s polite or proper in a public establishment.

In search of a specific engineer - Real low key, but Raleigh is looking for his adoptive mother, Rjsha Fyth, who is a magitek engineer of a peculiar and vicious nature. Knowing she doesn’t exactly care to be found and can be volatile if she gets the wrong idea about his reasons, Raleigh is still trying to track her down. This means if anyone deals in magitek or engineering he might find a way to ask some probing questions to see if they’ve got a lead on her.

Contact Information ––– –

Hi thanks for reading, my son is awful.

I’m actually a pretty shy and anxious person though, it takes all of my confidence to rp this lad sometimes so pls be understanding if I’m slow to reply sometimes.

If you’d like to rp that’s amazing! It’s easier to rp with me in game though and I’m online during the PST evenings and weekends. My discord is available on request for planning, memes and funny jokes.

I do request that you be 18+ if you’d like to rp, preferably 21+. I’m just so gd old, that’s all.

Art by @negativesd09

[speakingsharkffxiv]

LOOKING FOR RP- Bikki Blacktongue

THE BASICS ––– –

Age: 25

Birthday: 31st Sun of the 5th Umbral Moon

Race: Au Ra (most likely 1/2 Xaela, 1/2 Raen)

Gender: Female

PHYSICAL APPEARANCE ––– –

Hair: Blond, kept long with some natural wavy curls

Eyes: Purple

Height: 5′0″

Build: Petite with wide hips

Distinguishing Marks: Freckles, a beauty mark at the corner of her left eye, and what looks almost like a surgical scar on her left side from an incident five years ago

Common Accessories: Her reading glasses, a file that contains current loan contracts and the safe it resides in when she’s not in her office, Phillipe

PERSONAL ––– –

Profession: Loan Shark

Hobbies: Singing, theatre, fashion, and technology

Languages: Hingan, Common, Gobspeak

Residence: Limsa Lominsa

Birthplace: A whorehouse in Kugane

Religion: N/A

Patron Deity: N/A

Fears: Voidsent, death (the two main reasons being the fear of just ceasing to have ever existed because she left no lasting mark and fear of the unknown of what happens after dying), excessive amounts of blood (tied to her mother’s death and “the incident”), and Ishgardians

RELATIONSHIPS ––– -

Spouse: None

Children: None

Parents: Enkhtuya Avagnar (Mother; deceased), Father: Unknown

Siblings: Brix Silvertongue (half-brother)

Other Relatives: Possibly, but she does not know them or care to find out

Pets: A fox kit she rescued named Phillipe

TRAITS ––– -

Extroverted / In Between / Introverted

Disorganized / In Between / Organized

Close Minded / In Between / Open Minded

Calm / In Between / Anxious

Disagreeable / In Between / Agreeable

Cautious / In Between / Reckless

Patient / In Between /  Impatient

Outspoken / In Between / Reserved

Leader / In Between / Follower

Empathetic / In Between / Apathetic

Optimistic / In Between / Pessimistic

Traditional / In Between / Modern

Hard-working / In Between / Lazy

Cultured / In Between / Uncultured

Loyal / In Between / Disloyal

Faithful / In Between / Unfaithful

ADDITIONAL INFORMATION ––– –

Smoking Habit: Never Drugs: Never Alcohol: Socially

RP HOOKS ––– –

Help Wanted: When debts need paying but people have no money, who you gonna call? Though she is learned in the ways of thaumaturgy, and not afraid to use a little (or a lot of) fire, Bikki finds that intimidation tends to get the job done. When that doesn’t work some bones might need to be broken, and that’s where the hired help comes in. She treats her employees well and pays fairly, just don’t betray her or you might be let go--permanently. (Bikki is always looking for folks willing to shake down, and break down, debtors who try to weasel out of paying her back.)

"This is a legal business, Officer.”: Sure, everyone complains about the interest rates, but everything was outlined in the contract. And there is a contract. Always. Hers is a perfectly legal establishment. She has the financial backing and certification to run it. Just because some people are claiming “threats” and “extortion” doesn’t mean they’re right. It just means it’s time for them to settle. (Bikki’s business is perfectly legal, even if some of her interest rates and methods of getting her money back are not, and good luck proving otherwise, Lawman(woman). On another side, she does make it her business to know the local law enforcement and be on good terms with at least one person there.)

Need some coin?: Sometimes people skip town. It’s understandable, really. You owe money but you don’t have it, so why not just go where no one knows your name and try to start again? Except she knows your name and she will find you even if she has to hired an adventurer to do it. (Looking for some quick cash? Bikki has a job for you! Sometimes debtors skip town and she’s not going to send her employees out too far beyond her reach. That’s where those handy dandy adventurers and their want of coin come in. There will be a detailed contract for your service, of course, and if you do a good enough job she might just consider keeping touch to hire you again in the future.)

Thespians and Fashionistas: Life isn’t all about business. While Bikki doesn’t have friends, per se, she does people who enjoy similar hobbies that she tolerates. Maybe one day she’ll come out of her shell, but for now she’s fine with keeping her discussions across her work desk or at arm’s length. (Bikki is a naturally wary and mistrustful person, for reasons, but she has specific hobbies and passions that she enjoys talking about with like minded individuals. She can lose time talking with tailors over the latest fashion trends and as long as you’re engaging she doesn’t mind people with similar interests butting into the conversations or approaching her at an event.) 

CONTACT INFORMATION  ––– –

If you’re 21+ (not trying to be rude to you young’uns, but it makes me more comfortable to have that age limit), message me here directly or ask for my discord. You can also add me in game, though it would be best to coordinate when as Bikki is not my main (and is still being leveled, hyuck.) In the essence of honesty, I’m not currently looking for in-game RP (as she’s still leveling and I’m trying to decide on her permanent home) until she’s more established, but I am perfectly willing to utilize tumblr or discord. So, if you’re interested, or think you might be and want to discuss, hmu. 

[xwynn]

Okay I'm interested now... Please... Tell me what the hell cowboy bebop is about I have never watched more than the opening to it so be as vague or in depth as u feel is necessary

OKAY!!!

Cowboy Bebop is a classic anime directed by Shinichirō Watanabe. I mention the name because he’s the guy who also worked on Samurai Champloo and Space Dandy (which I have yet to watch) but basically this guy is known for making good shit(tm). 

But Cowboy Bebop!! A classic, and I say classic because 1) its 90s anime so if you’re one of those people who prefer the aesthetics/design of older anime (like me) then this shit is what you want 2) a classic because cowboy bebop is critically acclaimed and has been since it was made and has been said to be one of those animes that have left a HUGE impact on the industry. so yeah, I just don’t think its good, everyone (and I do mean everyone because I have yet to see a person say they dislike cowboy bebop) says its fucking amazing. 

So the show!!! The thing itself!! Its hard to describe but in lamest terms its sci-fi, space anime, featuring a ragtag group of bounty hunters. The show is episodic in nature, meaning that its not a running plot throughout the show but rather each episode doesn’t seem related to each other at all. 

But there is a plot!!! The plot runs in the background for most of the anime, and then every couple of episodes the background plot with be thrusted into the foreground and thats when the substantial shit happens and then it goes back into the background, and this will happen a few times, but it all culminates at the end with the last 3 or 4 episodes about the overarching plot, ending with a bang. 

Characters!!! The characters drive the show. Like I said, its a ragtag bunch of bounty hunters that all get thrown together pretty much under circumstance. Each character is pretty much constantly confronted with their past (which is what the overarching plot is all about really) except Ein. Who is the dog. And Ein is very much apart of the cast so don’t you dare count him out. The main focus of the show is Spike Spiegel who while poses as a carefree bounty hunter all about the money, is actually very caring and empathetic, and the show focuses on him trying/getting revenge on people of his past while trying to reunite with the one person he truly loved. And Jet! He’s Spike’s close friend, who was a former officer of the space police, who left for reasons that I can’t say and is constantly trying to make sure that no one, especially Spike, gets themselves killed. Then there’s Faye, who at first appears like another con artist, but eventually finds out she had a very tragic past that she doesn’t even remember. Faye and Spike butt heads sometimes but I say its because they’re too much alike. Also Ed! Ed is a young girl who’s eccentric and wacky and works as the hacker in the group to help everyone find people and whatnot. She also has a somewhat sad past. 

And then theres Ein, the dog. A corgi to be exact. He’s very smart, no he doesn’t talk, but he’s very smart and has helped the crew a number of times. He is.......a good dog. 

But with all these sad tragic pasts the show is probably nothing but pain right?? WRONG, its very funny, has a lot of ridiculous situations they get themselves into. I mean the first episode is about chasing down a dog. (Specifically Ein.) 

Also!!! The show is diverse!! Theres clearly poc characters and also queer characters. And not just hinted queer characters but outright stated gay. 

Also the music is phenomenal, they use a lot of music from a lot of backgrounds from all over the world so theres some jazz, some country music, some rock music and even music from the nutcracker!! 

The show seems kinda silly at first, but the overarching plot deals with themes of loneliness, and existentialism, and stuff like that so its pretty good balance of silly and serious. 

So yeah. Thats cowboy bebop. The best anime on the planet in my opinion. Hopefully I convinced you to watch it. If I didn’t, please watch it anyway cause its just that good and you won’t regret it. 

[maurawrites]

yo ofc imma do this - ship ! otp no homo

OTP: NO HOMO

who throws things in a fight ? surprisingly i think it could be Cullen.  He just...well first of all i think he keeps a lot in side, and especially when he’s trying to be empathetic and understanding but sometimes he just can’t.  and he’s very particular about his words and what he’s saying and i could see him if unable to articulate or maybe ben just isn’t understanding, he might throw something (not AT ben just....somewhere), it’d still have to take a lot thoughwho goes to their parent’s house for a weekend when things get bad ? Well it definitely wouldn’t be Cullen, and considering Ben’s family is out of town a lot he could always go to his parent’s or the frat house to get away.  who wants to have children ? who doesn’t ? if both do, how do their goals differentiate ?  Well I mean, currently they are no where NEAR the children stage (give them another like......100 years).  But I think in the end they both will want children.  i could see it going down like one of them has been thinking about it, the other hasn’t at all, but at one mention of it....Well they can’t STOp thinking about it. who is more adverse to physical contact ? Benwho hates/dislikes their neighbors the most ? Ben while he’s hanging out at Cullen’s, and then probably Cullen when they move to a nicer neighborhood.who hates/dislikes their significant other’s family ? While I think they both dislikes their own families as well as each other’s, at least at this point Cullen is the one who dislikes them both.who is most likely to leave when things get rough ?  Cullen is getting MUCH better at wanting to talk things through rather than just running away, so my guess is Ben.who thinks their partner turned out a different person than they thought ? I think Cullen presents himself fairly well and in most aspects, what you see is what you get.  But i think Ben is the most likely one to surprise you with his personality.  I feel like he’s had to pretend to like certain things or not like certain things for so long that peeling that away is going to be interesting.who is more likely to cheat ? Unfortunately, my guess is probably Cullen.  Despite his own father’s missteps in adultery and Cullen’s hatred of them, his need to be loved could probably prompt some adultery as well.  who is the more experienced ( sexually or otherwise ) ?  Cullenwho hates/dislikes their significant other’s friends ? I mean I think Cullen definitely dislikes Ben’s frat bros, but for real friends while I don’t they dislike either of their friend groups, it’s just...They’re very different people so they’re going to have different friends that the other may not get along perfectly.who wants to go to social gatherings the most ? Cullenwho is most likely to be dishonest ? Benwho is more emotionally closed off and how does this affect their partner ? i think they both have some issues, I think at first look you’d think Ben, just from the way he acts, but then Cullen also has a lOT of issues stemming from his parents as well.  Ben’s issues affect Cullen bc honestly it just makes Cullen feel like he’s not good enough, like he’s a dirty little secret, and that’s what he’s felt like his entire life so he really doesn’t like the feeling now.  And I think Cullen is afraid that people are always going to leave him because in some ways, they all have, whether it’s emotionally or physically.  So I could see him being very...hey where were you?  who were you hanging out with? etc, etc.who is the dessert person ? All depends who’s had the worse daywho is more conservative ? Benwho hates/dislikes oral sex ? i think in the beginning Ben’s probably weirded out by it bc like either a guy has HIS dick in their mouth, or he has someone’s dick in HIS mouth.  but you know, eventually he accepts that and it’s all fun and dandy.