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asterdeer · 2 years

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definitely the funniest thing about the last richard episode is that everyone is like "oh my god the bad guys threw richard out of a car on purpose, they attempted to murder him by pitching him off a cliff, this is the last straw, this blatant murder attempt will not go unanswered!” and eventually richard is going to have to make a choice.

#aio #richard maxwell #jason and eugene and jack: it's so awful that the way they tried to get rid of you was to kick you out of a moving car off a cliff :(#richard comma sweating: haaaaaa............. yeah. so nefarious.#TO BE FAIR: they were definitely going to murder him. would have ended up dead anyway.#it's just very funny that everyone adds 'richard is in a coma because he was thrown out of a car' to the list of actual crimes committed #a much less funny crime would have been added if richard hadn't jumped but he very much did the jump himself #i don't think richard is stupid enough not to notice where they were when he escaped #i just think that maybe he did the risk-reward math and decided if he was going to kick it he'd rather go out on his own terms #and also hey if he doesn't survive and it gets messy then more people are likely to find him and suspect foul play!#............yes i am procrastinating the end of my malachi's message rewrite with thoughts about my ghost au. why do you ask.#my fic #mythtakes

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