#a surprising lack of ramblings about John here all things considered! y'all have been spared

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2 6 12 22 for Jack and Yutani (26 if you want to ramble about anything specific)

2. Favorite canon thing about this character

Jack: the fine line between him just being a silly lil guy and him being full-on sinister, and how fast he switches between the two! It's a good, fun vibe! Also let's be real, im a simple man. i see Brad Dourif with terrible long hair and a trench coat, i can't not love him

Yutani: Him, Raimi and Weyland share one braincell. Their dynamic is fun, especially the one he has with Weyland where it seems like they just like bothering each other? In the end, they're all still 3 well-intentioned dorks with a kinda bad plan. Also him being huge weeb is never not funny.

6. What's something you have in common with this character?

Jack: my go-to answer to this one used to be The Aesthetic bc for a bunch of years my Jack Dante outfit was just part of my regular wardrobe. Not so much these days, but hey i got the little logo as a tattoo, so i think that still counts :p Also a love of cartoons!

Yutani: look i know it's a headcanon and that's literally the next question but. Aroace Yutani REAL

12. What's a headcanon you have for this character?

Jack: The CHAANK person he knows the most and dealt with the most often is John! John is just as scared of him as anyone else, but more or less knew how to handle him for the most part? That sure doesn't mean Jack /liked/ him though, obviously, and all of that flies out the window immediately once John feels like he isn't in control of the situation. Also i'll add that same headcanon everyone else has: disaster bi Jack Dante real

Yutani: AROACE YUTANI IS VERY DEAR TO ME.

22. If you're a fic reader, what's something you like in fics when it comes to this character? Something you don't like?

Jack: i just like thinking about his dynamics with the other CHAANK people, really! Which is funny because i don't think that's something i actually ever wrote much? But if we're talking pre-movie setup, i do think his dynamics with John, Scott and Nicholson are stuff that's super interesting. Sad lil kid!Dante is something i used to ponder A Lot that just doesn't click with me as much these days? And big props to all the people writing reader/Dante fics, im amused that it exists in the first place, but ngl there's nothing i want less than to be involved if im reading something asdfkg

Yutani: (people write fics about Yutani?? asdfkg) Not much to say here, except that anything involving shipping just does nothing for me