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fazcinatingblog · 2 years

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you can be so careful, eat only soft foods (well, except the popcorn at the cinemas today but i tried to SUCK EACH PIECE) (oh and the chocolate coated raspberries) but still, the temporary thingy still breaks and falls out

#i feel like such a dope #like i made a point to ONLY EAT ON ONE SIDE #YET IT STILL BROKE #HONESTLY #i hate teeth #just rip the whole thing out and put me in the collingwood cheersquad #i mean it's fine the real thing goes in on thursday but STILL #what do i do? do i tell the dentist??????#actually to be fair the raspberry lemonade wouldn't have helped #all that sugar going through my mouth oops #cinemas are the worst places #cinemas should make a point to only serve lettuce leaves and kombucha #'yes i'll have a large bucket of lettuce and two large kombuchas please'#start my own cinema #with blackjack and hookers #(because you know people will be so rapt to come to my cinema to eat lettuce leaves)

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