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[xzho-writes]

*inhales cutely uwu* (ignore that)

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okay i was going through docs in my comp and holy s h i t 😃

I found an old diluc fic where fatui harbinger S/O (note: who was favorited by the Tsaritsa) had a mission with Scaramouche to retrieve a high rank fatui runaway with notes to all the upcoming plans, and accidentally booked a house next to ahem the Mona Megistus and then Mona found out, told Jean, and then Jean the next day takes a whole fucking army to the house.

Scaramouche escaped but S/O was stuck in a sticky situation, (long story short, Mona left to find Scaramouche, Kaeya had his sword to S/O's neck, S/O had a polearm to Jean's neck.) And then HOLY SHIT DILUC came in through the back door, amber as well, and both of them aimed at S/O.

S/O ran away, got heavily injured at the dawn winery, and was taken back by Diluc and into Solitary confinement with Klee :D

Anyways, after questioning, they escaped confinement and during the long run to grand goth hotel their legs got burnt and electrocuted by Lisa and Amber.

Scaramouche (who is very ooc) helped them and then when Lumine came to look for them he poisoned them like he did in Inazuma.

But before he led them to the room where they got poisoned they made a pit stop to where s/o was and then after a 5 minute fight LITERALLY ELECTROCUTED S/O'S LEGS HAHAHAHHSHDHD

then Lumine and Paimon died (not literally)

(i forgot this part so excuse me if this is wrong lol)

From what I remember, S/O was on their way to Liyue but their cart got stuck and it was fucking POURING so they went to a nearby building for shelter BUT GUESS WHATTTT!!! It was the dawn winery.

Diluc (after CAREFUL CONSIDERATION) let S/O stay cause plot things ya know 😋✌️

okay so when they wake up K A E Y A and V E N T I are there bc i think they wanted wine but when they saw S/O in Diluc's bed (no they did not fuck I had to tell my Wattpad viewers that) and Diluc having tea whilst watching them they stayed until S/o woke up :D

after stuff yknow CHILDE COMES TO YHE WINERY, SNATCHES S/O, RUNS TO LIYUE, EVERYONE COMES TO GET S/O BACK THEN HAHA STUFF YKNOW

on the bright side, the first night S/O was there they found Marie and whilst Scaramouche was on a carriage they took Marie and then Scaramouche pushed S/O off the cart and took Marie with him AND ELECTROCUTED YHEIR LEGS MORE LIKE DAMN THEM LEGS LEAVE EM ALONE DILUC HAS TO CARRY THEM EVERYWHERE

anyways later later Lisa gets a letter about how Jean is kidnapped and if they give S/O they get Jean

haha 2 months being grounded (fun fact: Jean saw S/O get tortured for willingly staying in Mondstadt)

OAJY OKAY

since S/O and Venti became friends the Tsaritsa, who thinks S/O suffered enough, tells them and Scaramouche to go stir up trouble in Mondstadt for a scheme i think

GAMEPLAN:

Kidnap Diluc > Make Kaeya think you're going after him > Get captured > Try to get information out of Venti whilst Scaramouche becomes Klee and goes bombing Springvale.

Ehh venti got drunk, S/O was weirded out by Venti so they escaped lol

(later diluc and s/o get stuck in a room and then i left it at a cliffhanger)

I typed that shit in phone ;-;

Anyways it was 12k words long HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHDHGD....

OH MY FUCKING GOD THERES MORE

i found this old venti x reader fic with Scaramouche slander and i literally fucking slapped myself LMAO LIKE

"how dare you make this shit-"

Anyways i love you (/p) ten, thanks for reading :)

-🥀

oh wOW this was a lot to unpack—

i’ve gotta hand it to you 🥀 nonnie, your asks are always so interesting cause i never know what wild ideas you have up your sleeve hAHJXSBSB 😭

this was also a very loaded and interesting plot but i take it you had to condense this a lot seeing as your word count was 12k! (scara pls give y/n a break, their legs are a breath away from being zapped outta existence 💀) diluc deserves kisses for taking care of s/o

i both condone and support scara slander, it’s a very love-hate relationship with that dude hdidjejdjdn