#also “the inherent eroticism of shared trauma” You Don't Say

[changelingirl]

What Your Mistborn Ship Says About You

Sazed/Tindwyl: You are a firm believer in keeping things canon and keeping things wholesome.

The Crew: You think the only way a found family trope can be better is if it also involves a polycule.

Rashek/Alendi: You write fix it fics for gay love stories with tragic endings

Vin/Elend: You don’t understand why anyone would fuck around with an unstable love/hate relationship when there’s a happy marriage to care about.

Vin/Zane: You don't understand why anyone would care about a happy marriage when there's an unstable love/hate relationship to fuck around with.

Vin/Spook: You just want good things for Vin. And really, who wouldn’t?

Spook/Beldre: You just want good things for Spook.

Spook/Quellion: You just want really, really bad things for Spook.

Spook/Elend: Your ideal way to solve a love triangle is by removing the axis.

Yomen/Elend: You think the concept of 'opposites attract' is highly overrated.

Breeze/Allrianne: You think the concept of 'opposites attract' cannot be highly rated enough.

Breeze/Ham: Your ideal relationship dynamic is a bickering married couple.

Vin/Kelsier: I'm not saying you want to fuck dads, but you definitely want to fuck father figures.

Kelsier/Mare: You think Kelsier did nothing wrong.

Marsh/Mare: You think Kelsier did everything wrong.

Kelsier/Sazed: You think Kelsier did some things wrong.

Marsh/Sazed: You’re a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of shared trauma.

TenSoon/MeLaan: You are a firm believer in ignoring the main cast in favor of interesting side characters.

Marasi/Ranette: You believe there is no bond in this world stronger than that between two women who are sick of a man's bullshit.

Wax/Marasi: Your interest in both of these character’s happiness is outweighed by your need for a girlfriend who could kick your ass.

Wayne/Ranette: Your interest in both of these character's existing relationship dynamics is outweighed by your need for a girlfriend who could kick your ass.

Wayne/MeLaan: You want a girlfriend who not only CAN kick your ass, but will do so on request.

Wax/Wayne: You believe every good lawful good paladin needs a chaotic neutral bard to balance him out.

Wax/Lessie: Your ideal relationship dynamic is being partners, be it cops, in dating, or in crimes.

Wax/Steris: You want to get swept off your feet. But like, physically, not metaphorically.

Wayne/Marasi: You are heterosexual.