#also IK it isn't true in DA cannon but the SECOND Sebastian threatens to march on Kirkwall any of my Hawkes just kill chior boy | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

obessivedork · 1 year

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Tbh I’m only keeping Sebastian installed so that Lelianna recognizes Hawke in MOTA and it’s very funny to imagine Hawke justifying why he’s around to their friends. “Look, yeah this dude SUCKS so bad he’s the antithesis to most of us including & especially Anders and Merrill and ME and even the most pro-Chantry/anti-mage of you can’t stand him but he’s paying well and I’d rather keep my friends close and enemies closer, so get off my dick (gender neutral) about it I promise he won’t learn about wicked grace night!”

#rip sebastian enjoyers I simply get 0 enjoyment from choir boy outside of Varric's obvious dislike #I respect u and if it wasn't 'save room for andraste' flavoured I'd LOVE having a cannon no sex romance. But no smooches even? :(#just a little cheek smooch? forehead smooch? no? :( BOO! I'm ace but I want cheek and forehead Smooches!!!#also IK it isn't true in DA cannon but the SECOND Sebastian threatens to march on Kirkwall any of my Hawkes just kill chior boy #like bbgirl IK u loved Elthina but she was absolutely useless and deserved what she got sorry not sorry #*useless at best maliciously manipulative and DEEPLY at fault for everything spiraling like it did at worst #My only regret is Meredith and Cullen weren't with her in there lmfao #the ONE time I picked Seb over Anders was the time I made Carver a Templar. But I LOVE Warden! Carver so much more so. never again #and that hawke only got mad at Anders because MY BROTHER COULD'VE BEEN ON DUTY THERE TONIGHT #not for any moral grandstanding lmfao. sorry my dudes we have 0 moral highground with the number of enemies we've carved through in the game #Seb really does suffer from being DLC though he FEELS like an outsider to the group who keeps inviting himself #dragon age #*tagging for my own blog's sorting system I really hope it doesn't actually show up in the tag after all my rambling tags #bc I'm not here to be rude to people who do actually like the dude I just personally don't

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