#also holy hell this took me forever bc tumblr's post creator is going sicko mode

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All of the Moschino References for Jr. High Amaya Raine (Plus: join me in finding out how much she paid for this outfit to wear to Junior High)

The sweatshirt is based on Jeremy Scott’s “I Don’t Speak Italian But I Do Speak Moschino” tee, which he wore to his debut runway when he became Moschino’s creative director in 2014. The phrase was supposed to reflect Moschino’s transition from being very elite and exclusive to one that was more accessible to the general public, especially young people. 

Amaya’s hoodie combines the slogan with Coco Chanel’s famous quote (“I don’t do fashion I am fashion”). Cost: $180 USD

Her shoes are these thigh-high boots created for a collaboration with H&M. I think the doll-scale replica is my favorite part of this outfit. Cost: $100 

Her skirt I believe is this boucle miniskirt (boucle is a textile that’s like tweed made with softer material, a it tends to have a rougher, “messy” look.) 

You can especially see the similarity when you look at the (real-life) skirt’s fabric up close. Pretty cool! And it better be, because it’s $450.

Her bag is this quilted logo backpack. This thing retails for $660 USD, why does a jr high student own this. 

And she’s even got Moschino hair clips! ($400 worth of Moschino hair clips to be exact)

So this brings our total to an outfit cost of $1790! Join us next time to find out why a 13 year old is running around school in an eighteen-hundred dollar designer outfit for no reason.