#also i maintain that being attracted to household objects isn't *that* weird when they all come to life sometimes anyway

[phoebonica]

Duck may be implied elsewhere to be into some Weird Stuff but I headcanon that his "private business" with the rock in Transport isn't a horny thing, it's a broody thing. That's his egg. He is going to dad that rock so hard. Weaving little blankets for it and everything.