#also not to destroy nextra's dream but unis are SHITTY employers

[widgenstain]

@nextraordinaire tagged me like a month ago but even after eleven years on this site I can’t respond on time to memes, somehow?

1. are you named after anyone?

Yes, my paternal grandmother and my godmother, as it is usual for good Catholic girls.

2. when was the last time you cried?

can’t remember, probably a year ago out of anger? I hardly ever cry, which was really funny when I was fired, because they somewhat expected me to cry and... no? Not even if I was actually sad?

3. do you have kids?

No. And I’m not sure anymore how I feel about that.

4. do you use sarcasm a lot?

Way too much.

5. what’s the first thing you notice about people?

The way they carry themselves. Like, I can spot my father 100 metres away in a crowd like that, despite my failing eyesight. I look at how people walk and stand.Then the eyes. 

6. what’s your eye color?

Had a drunk recently wax on about my beautiful brown eyes. Fucker, they’re green, they only look brown because of my central heterochromia.

7. scary movies or happy endings?

going to give the same answer as the person before me: neither. ambiguous/open endings, please.

8. any special talents?

I can reach the top shelves, but also fold myself into one? I’m tall yet bendy.

9. where were you born?

Austria.

10. what are your hobbies?

wasting time on the internet, cycling, reading, being social.

11. have you any pets?

no. aside from the cats that visit my garden and the adorable songbirds that soon will end up in their stomachs, I don’t have any pet. (Also I’m so sorry nextra!)

12. what sports do you play/have you played?

so many, the ones I like most are the brutal ones, like martial arts and field hockey. A little known fact about me though is that I did ballet for roughly 8 years and was asked to be a cheerleader for a professional but small basketball team. So I can do both.

13. how tall are you?

6′.

14. favorite subject in school?

Always depended on the teacher, I was a nerd and good in all of them.

15. dream job?

Andrew Scott’s professional armpit sniffer.

tagging everyone who reads this, seriously, I mean it, tag me if you’re done!