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I posted 1,021 times in 2021

84 posts created (8%)

937 posts reblogged (92%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 11.2 posts.

I added 1,167 tags in 2021

#all i ask of queue - 424 posts

#funny - 194 posts

#not whump - 85 posts

#stargate atlantis - 81 posts

#whump - 81 posts

#ronon dex - 69 posts

#angst - 64 posts

#911 fox - 62 posts

#quotes - 55 posts

#evan buckley - 52 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#but my mom has now decided that cloaks need to be the fashion and has started searching for cloak patterns so that we can all wear matching

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

Rating: General Audiences

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Category: Gen

Fandoms: The Play That Goes Wrong Series - Lewis & Sayer & Shields, The Goes Wrong Show (TV 2019)

Relationships: Everyone & Everyone, Canon Relationships - Relationship

Characters: Chris Bean (The Play That Goes Wrong), Robert Grove, Max Bennett (The Play That Goes Wrong), Sandra Wilkinson (The Play That Goes Wrong), Trevor Watson (The Play That Goes Wrong), Annie Twilloil, Dennis Tyde, Jonathan Harris (The Play That Goes Wrong), Vanessa Wilcock-Wynn-Carroway

Additional Tags: whoop whoop we back, Friendship, Light Angst, Hugs, Found Family, this one has more Trevor, but not as much Max and that makes me so sad, I really don’t know how to tag this, I am not British but I tried to use British words forgive me if I got them wrong, Most of these center around Chris and I’m not sorry because he’s my favorite

Language: English

Summary: Some more moments of the Cornley gang's lives, both the good and the bad (but mostly the good).

30 drabbles based off of 30 randomly generated words.

26 notes • Posted 2021-11-03 01:15:00 GMT

#4

Hi hello yes I actually found your blog while I was looking for Ronon Dex whump, something there is not nearly enough of, and I just wanted to say that should you ever want to share your thoughts about him, whump-related or otherwise, I'm around to hear them,,, I care him very much (which is why I like to see him hurt... funny how that works).

OHOHOHOHOHO DID SOMEONE SAY THE MAGIC WORDS “RONON WHUMP”????? And yes there is not NEARLY enough Ronon whump!!! Buckle up I don’t think you know what you’ve unleashed by offering to let me talk about this XD i have 43 (i counted thats not an exaggeration) unfinished fics where i whump this man so i have A Lot of Thoughts on this so i’ll try to keep my headcanons and general thoughts from getting mixed up so here we go (also I haven’t actually seen past season 3ish but I know like everything)

Just general thoughts

I just love the team dynamic in general the actors had great chemistry with each other

They don’t whump Ronon enough and that is A Crime.    

But when they do whump him OH BOY ITS GOOD

Just off the top of my head I can think of     the episode where John and Elizabeth were possessed by those people who     wanted to kill each other and ronon got SHOT that was dope especially when     it showed the surgery but I was so mad there was no aftercare

Also just the fact that after Ronon was shot the guy possessing John said (about John) something like “if only you could hear him right now he is screaming so loud” or something to that effect and I’m not really a John whumper but oh boy the thought of John fighting as hard as he could to try and get control back because he wants to help Ronon rlly adds to the experience

After atlantis flies and John is going around checking the damage and he finds Ronon with the shard of glass in his shoulder juts the way he kneels down next to him is so soft and his voice goes soft too its great

I haven’t gotten there yet but ohoho the enzyme episode where Ronon gets drugged and then has to go through withdrawal ohooho I may have watched that scene a few hundred times

I just love also how fiercely loyal Ronon is and how much he trusts them

That ep where those villagers were going to give them to the wraith and Ronon literally would rather die than let his friends be taken to the wraith I love how John and Teyla go through like  45 heart attacks that’s one of the ones I haven’t gotten to yet but ive  seen gifs and oh boy oh boy does it look good

The way I generally describe Ronon is he’s     like a bug fluffy dog. Like he’s kind of silly sometimes and he’s very     loyal and will kill without hesitation if it means keeping his friends     safe

Also just that whole scene when Ronon arrives     when John is asking Elizabeth if he can stay is just like a kid asking his     mom if he can keep a dog he found

And Ronon has such a sweet smile also I love it when hes happy (but also I love it when hes in pain)

Stargate Atlantis was very well directed because for most definitions of “good acting” you can see “oh this character is sad. Now they are happy” which I do understand that many people prefer  this because they have difficulty interpreting facial expressions but I absolutely adore how subtly expressive the actors are because to me it’s fascinating to decode what the character is feeling. They act like real people and talk in the way real people would and it seems super natural and not scripted, and you can just tell in their interactions that the characters care for each other a lot and its beautiful

Now that I’ve said something vaguely scholarly-like its time to move on to the mess of headcanons

Headcanons

So when rewatching season 2 with my sister I realized the amazing potential for angst involving Kell (his old commander who he killed) so in my mind even though he’s very loyal to John at first it was more of a “you saved my life now I’ll watch your back because I owe you” and he had difficulty trusting any of them but especially John this changes over time ofc but he can’t help being wary of command 

I also hc that Kell  would punish the soldiers in his division for being “unfit” for battle so like if they broke a leg or something they would be punished  (this is mostly just for my guilty pleasure of ANGST) so that way they     would “be more aware” of their surroundings and whatnot 

Also disobey direct  orders was a big no no and you know how laid back John usually is with  orders so the first time Teyla disobeyed a direct order after Ronon joined the team John was grumbling about it in a way Teyla knew wasn’t serious but Ronon just kind of panicked and started lying his ass off and saying he threatened her into doing it and he should take the punishment which led to an awkward conversation (awkward for Ronon, it left his teammates ready for some murdering)

He hides injuries  because he was alone for so long and never had anyone to take care of him so he just forgets that he has to mention it and in his mind some injuries might not be that bad 

Beckett is constantly  chasing him around after missions desperately trying to get him to hold  still for long enough to do a check

Ronon hates pain medicine because it tends to dull his senses so in his mind all the more  reason to avoid Beckett

He is really good friends with Beckett but just not when he’s hurt

Usually he wanders into the medbay after bad nightmares if Beckett is on night shift and will just sit there

One time he hesitantly asked if Beckett could check to make sure that the tracker was actually gone for good

Ronon was expecting to get laughed at but Beckett took the request with the upmost seriousness and ran all the tests he could think of to calm Ronon’s fear

One time Ronon stumbled into the medbay and he obviously hadn’t slept in a while and was flinching at every noise so Beckett made up an excuse to “take some blood to test and see if it would be compatible with vaccines for the common sicknesses  humans get” and just like. Sedated him. Ronon felt betrayed at first but quickly realized that Beckett only did it because he cared about him and wasworried. He did try to get more sleep after that tho

Oh and you can bet Beckett goes off at him if he ever ends up in the medbay which he does to everyone but  especially Ronon because usually he’s either dragged there or he’ll come  in like “yeah so three days ago for the last mission I got hit in the side and now I’m coughing up blood so…” and then will just like pass out

While he was a runner he trained himself to be a light sleeper so adjusting to Atlantis was difficult because the ocean would wake him up every night at first

Also thunderstorms are The Worst to him because 1. It gives him PTSD for when he was a soldier and the wraith were attacking and 2. When he was a runner thunderstorms were almost a death sentence because the wraith could track him but he couldn’t hide he couldn’t hear and he couldn’t see so yeah thunderstorms are real bad for him

He has a constant fear of leading the Wraith to his new home and his new family oh also I decided that he doesn’t know if his mother died or not so every place they go he’s hopeful he’ll see her

This is a hc I had before I knew it was basically canon but he and the team hang out in the cafeteria a lot especially after nightmares they just all gravitate there

Also I haven’t gotten here yet so I’m just going off of what I know but he kind of tried to leave after Beckett died because he managed to find a way to blame himself also one of my hcs is that Beckett would tell him  about Scotland all the time and had decided that if they ever got the opportunity to go to Earth then Ronon was coming to Scotland with him sooo     ehehhe the angst of Ronon going to earth for Beckett’s funeral and going     to Scotland with Beckett but not in the way either of them wanted

On to softer hcs just cuz

He loves hugs. 7 years of being alone would  make anyone want a hug.

Children gravitate to him for some reason. Logically it doesn’t make sense because he’s so big and a bit intimidating but children just adore him

He carries extra snacks for Rodney

He can’t swim. Somehow he went his entire life without knowing how to swim which Rodney is astounded by and goes on about it for a minute or so

John took it upon himself to give him swimming lessons. John was a terrible teacher but Ronon managed to get the idea

He loves cocoa, specifically loaded with marshmallows. Teyla jokes he likes the marshmallows more than the cocoa

Wow this has gone on so much longer than I thought it would

So that’s it! you unleashed the beast. I now demand to hear your thoughts on ronon because boy oh boy hes a great whumpee and im not sure ive met many if anyone who likes to whumpe him so im super excited!!

27 notes • Posted 2021-03-22 21:05:12 GMT

#3

Rating: General Audiences

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Category: Gen

Fandoms: The Play That Goes Wrong Series - Lewis & Sayer & Shields, The Goes Wrong Show (TV 2019)

Relationships: Chris Bean & Everyone, Everyone & Everyone, Max Bennett/Sandra Wilkinson (The Play That Goes Wrong)

Characters: Chris Bean (The Play That Goes Wrong), Annie Twilloil, Dennis Tyde, Jonathan Harris (The Play That Goes Wrong), Max Bennett (The Play That Goes Wrong), Robert Grove, Sandra Wilkinson (The Play That Goes Wrong), Trevor Watson (The Play That Goes Wrong), Vanessa Wilcock-Wynn-Carroway

Additional Tags: SO MANY PEOPLE, Friendship, Fluff, Light Angst, chris secretly cares, uhhh im just gonna tags by the random things in each little story, chris likes ballets, Halloween, Trick or Treating, guest appearance from jonathans family, improv games, roberts book, sandra and max are getting married because i said so, poor trevor, i wont elaborate on that, also poor vanessa, and also chris

Language: English

Summary: Exactly what it says on the tin. Chris loves his idiots, but has an image to keep.

30 notes • Posted 2021-10-12 22:22:17 GMT

#2

I got tagged by Marie, thank you!! <3

1. why did you choose your url?

I know I tried a few others first that were taken and this one was just something silly I chose that I ended up really liking

2. any side-blogs? if you have them, name them and why you have them.

I did try to make a wind in the willows sideblog that failed spectacularly somehow. It wouldn’t let me reblog the posts from my main account, and then tumble glitched and ate it ☹

3. how long have you been on tumblr?

I made my blog in 2017 and lurked around a bit. I only really started using it in 2019

4. do you have a queue tag?

Yes, it’s “all I ask of queue” like the song from Phantom, “All I Ask of You.” I thought it was super clever when I came up with it

5. why did you start your blog in the first place?

Gosh I don’t know if I remember… I think I just kind of started it for fun, and then briefly it was a Dr Who blog, but then I changed to whump

6. why did you choose your icon/pfp?

It was Killian from OUAT before but then I moved out of my OUAT phase. The picture I have now is actually a screenshot I took of a gif and it took soooo many tries to get the one I wanted

7. why did you choose your header?

I thought it was fitting, but the constant movement of the gif annoys me so I’ve been trying to find a new one

8. what’s your post with the most notes?

That post about Distractible I made the other day (Link) I’m still shook

9. how many mutuals do you have?

I consider anyone I semi-regularly interact with the be a mutual so maybe 6-7

10. how many followers do you have?

293

11. how many people do you follow?

71

12. have you ever made a shitpost?

Oh for sure every post I made can probably count as one XD

13. how often do you use tumblr each day?

I pop on and off all day on most days

14. did you have a fight/argument with another blog once? who won?

I don’t think I’ve ever fought with another blog

15. how do you feel about “you need to reblog this” posts?

They annoy me because they give me anxiety but usually I just scroll past them

16. do you like tag games?

I LOVE tag games but I’m awful at keeping up with them

17. do you like ask games?

I LOVE ASK GAMES

18. which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

Oh def Marie (@the-wandering-whumper​)

19. do you have a crush on a mutual?

I have platonic crushes on all of my mutuals

20. tags?

@probiepannikar @thewanderingace @personinthepalace @catsafari25 @dratandbotherbotheranddrat @castiel-saved-me-from-myself​  @dreamsequencer 

107 notes • Posted 2021-06-11 14:37:28 GMT

#1

DISTRACTIBLE IS A SCAM!!

I was led to believe I would be able to vacuum while listening to Distractible, but less than two minutes into the first episode I couldn’t move due to laughing so hard I was crying. Needless to say, absolutely no vacuuming occurred. False advertising!!!

2486 notes • Posted 2021-06-08 23:30:35 GMT

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