#also still 'upset' /j about the flat feet=something's wrong. Merliah dolls did not have one pair of flip flops to deserve this disrespect | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

casiavium · 10 months

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I'm planning on seeing Barbie this weekend and after everything I've seen about it 1. Still don't really understand the plot and 2. I don't know if I want to see it. It's not a Barbie movie it's a movie with Barbies in it

#it's more commentary on real world social problems than a fun adventure #does it even have a happy ending? like. at all? is everything I've seen about it just really pessimistic?#maybe I'll just dress up and watch princess and the pauper on YouTube instead #the real Ken would never and the real Barbie loves him. we talk about zelda/link as a 'id find you in every universe' couple #but what about barbie and ken 😔#I feel like it's giving hunger games advertising. all the pop songs and pink and it's missing the message #anyway best meta Barbie adaptations will always be Sam & Mickey's parody on YouTube and Life in the Dream House #i don't want to watch a barbie movie as a commentary on the patriarchy I want freakish things like Bibble and musical theater style songs #I can sing along to #again. not a Barbie movie but a movie that has Barbies in it #like. Nutcracker and 12 Dancing Princesses and Island Princess are *Barbie* movies.#toy story is a movie with Barbie in it. this is a movie with Barbie in it #also still 'upset' /j about the flat feet=something's wrong. Merliah dolls did not have one pair of flip flops to deserve this disrespect

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