#also this human's son in law staring daggers at you @ brunch would be. priceless

[lumiereswig]

pls pls pls expand on the Agathe/Maurice dating idea

ok ok ok so.

in '91 it's obvious to me that maurice/mrs potts is the key ship (i mean come on look at them. white hair. serving looks @ the end ball. both vaguely....off....in a kooky way), but because Kevin Kline is so hot in the 2017 version (and because they gave Mrs Potts an unnecessary boring husband) he clearly deserves some new action. something new, something WEIRD. something like....the local beggar woman!!

adam would clearly hate this ship because his father in law is dating the woman who CURSED him. endless family dinner awkwardness. (+10 points)

agathe saves maurice when gaston leaves him for dead! why would she do that? i mean theres lots of reasons why she would do that but i can think of far worse meet-cutes (+10000 points)

they're both outsiders in the village and you know people would be SCANDALIZED (+300 points)

i love the idea of the man who is always mourning dating the woman who cannot be mourned. a man stuck in eternal human grief being loved by a creature (and agathe is a creature) who doesn't understand normal human ways but knows that love is the key. he is SO deeply human and she is SO deeply weird

he's also weird!! he wouldnt judge her for cavorting with wolves in the moonlight or forgetting to blink or turning into moonlight occasionally. (+29735872756 points)

he'd probably paint her! (and then the paintings would come to life! +50 points)

they're both hung up on ~moments~ (him and his lost life, her bestowing life back the second belle confesses love). they both go so deep, so hard, and they are both SO BROKEN

something gRIEF something MAGIC something ENDLESS something ONE MOMENT. oh my god my brain could just riff off this endlessly

yeah they def need to be a ship. give the weird little inventor man the golden-eyed goddess who treats the stars like trinkets. give the goddess a connection back to ordinary life, tidy as a music box set on a shelf. this ship this ship this SHIP