#an au like this brings up a lot of interesting points about billy's neuroses and shit

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Hear me out bro: NSFW Billy Lenz but the roles are switched he's just a shy collage boy receiving phone dirty calls from his attic gremlin s/o

this could honestly go a number of ways. he could either be a total horndog just listening to the person on the end of the phone talking about sucking his fat juicy cock and watching him jerk off or he could be alarmed and even embarrassed. more likely the former than the latter, but, depending on the relationship with his family (i mean, if there was none of the shit with agnes and his parents he probably would be more coherent and less mentally unstable), he might even confess to his dad like “uhhh what do i do if there’s someone i like but i’ve only ever heard their voice and i don’t even know their name because we’ve never really had a proper conversation”

role-switched billy is probably a real smooth talker (don’t @ me on this one) so one day when the phone rings again, he interrupts them slobbering down the line over his tight boy ass or whatever to ask their name and compliments them on their dedication to their cause - whatever that is.