#and Bai Zihao is like please Wuhuan take him back to the land of the gods I can't
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Bai Zihao and Kong Muhua got married and Kong Muhua was so annoying about it that Bai Zihao was immediately like "actually you know what? I think I'm going to go into seclusion for 50 years. Bye, everybody"
#please feel free to ignore this#I'm reading Mistakenly Saving the Villain#Kong Muhua demanding everyone rewrite the RPF about Bai Zihao and Jin Feiren to be about BZH and KMH instead 💀#My husband is beautiful and perfect and his ex was a creep! Now write a story where he's a tragic damsel and distress#and I'm a beautiful perfect handsome virtuous warrior who saves him from despair#and Bai Zihao is like please Wuhuan take him back to the land of the gods I can't#Too bad that's your HUSBAND clown! You picked him! You knew he was like this and you still married him!#I think they're silly and fun I love the part where Kong Muhua meets him for the first time#and he's like wow you're so gorgeous and smart and talented!#And I would know because as the most gorgeous smartest and most talented being ever#I am the foremost authority on beauty and intelligence and talent#and then he says that every day until Bai Zihao is like maybe? I am not a bad person?
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