#and i want the belts to go to anyone but owens bc i haven't forgiven him for ezekiel

[cha0tician]

i know y'all didn't expand those tags. but i am FEELING so ill even elaborate

i want sami to be kicked out or leave voluntarily, unable to live with the idea that he's just being used by roman to beat up his only friend. and the usos to miss him so much they leave right after him.

i want sami to be kicked out and i want jey to attack roman. maybe not that night. not the next time it matters.

i want the boys to stay with roman no matter what

i want roman to lose and the usos to retain and to still keep their loser cousin around

i want the usos to retain and throw roman to the wolves of the locker room that are ready to tear him apart for his reign of terror as soon as he doesn't have the numbers game

i want cody to win undisputed with the help of the locker room that the bloodlines victimized

i want the usos to refuse to step in and help roman at mania following samis exile from the island of relevancy

i want solo to be the only one left on romans side be roman can make him better than his brothers and i want judgement day to try to do to him what they did to dominik

i want solo to be the first one to leave roman to die because sami was the first one to really respect him as a main roster star and not just as another useful set of fists in their corner

i want solo and sami to have a tag team and win a belt from the usos and for them to feud for the other one for months

i want sami and ko to be partners again after one last stunner to sami for stressing ko out like that for months on end

i want roman to lose his belts and lose his shit i want him to go off the deep end and isolate himself and be vulnerable to anyone who tries to manipulate him bc he just needs SOMEONE

i want roman to lose and be infuriated that samis still trying to be his friend because he can't understand what else sami could want from him besides a spot on the island of relevancy

i want roman to follow the usos around looking pitiful and staring off into space and for them to keep hyping him up but he's just checked out for a while

i want roman to come crawling back to sami and sami to be the only one to offer him a hand back up without question because sure it was a mess and dysfunctional but he did give sami a family, and he was under a lot of pressure, and it's okay, i acknowledge you. i SEE you. and i always have.

i want jey to finally kick roman right in the nuts bc he doesnt give a DAMN what the tribal chief says and he never has and he never will no matter what the stipulations make him say

i want jey to challenge roman for his freedom

i want jimmy to try and stay with roman be "i like sami but i love this family" without realizing it would cost him his brothers trust

i want jey to kick them both in the face and leave with sami and while solo lets it happen i want him to stay quietly at romans side

i want jey to be happy. oh my god do i want jey to be happy.

i want roman to lose the weight of his titles and get to dick around with the usos

i want roman to feel relieved when cody pins him and he didnt give up he would NEVER give up but my god is he ever free

i want him and sami to do stupid little dances together and them to be on twice a week every week not to fight or intimidate or plot but to find where they belong now

i want it to be like the fog cleared all at once and he can breathe and be himself and the usos still love him anyway even if he wouldn't give a shit any them if the positions were reversed and they all know it

i want all three of them to tackle roman into a hug when he sits up crying and laughing and sobbing bc where do you go from the top of the mountain

i want sami to hold him in the middle of the ring the way he holds sami and tell him that while roman was using him, he wasn't using roman, and the belts never mattered to him

i want all crimes to be forgiven

and i want the belts to go to anyone but owens be i haven't forgiven him for ezekiel but specifically to cody because he already knows he's the best there ever was