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ikebanaka · 3 months ago

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I'm gonna be real, I am a SasuSaku shipper but I do Not fuck with most SasuSaku fan content. Or half of how their canon relationship played out tbh

Real SasuSaku enjoyers (unlike Kishimoto) should embrace that Sasuke wouldn't fall for a sweet girl next door type and that he's hot for Sakura because she could and would kill him and is otherwise ridiculously competent, but she chooses to cuddle with him anyways. Also probably because he thinks her doing insane person shit and acting like it's totally normal is hilarious. Think Izumi Curtis going omg I dropped my bear (*≧o≦*)

Sakura likes Sasuke because he's resilient, and quietly sweet, and determined, and never makes her feel like a crazy person for doing batshit things. And because he always just casually activates his sharingan when she's doing stuff like punching mountains or pulling off insane healing or intimidating the shit out of someone.

What I'm saying is, stop this brooding badass x sweet girl next door shit and open your mind to the freak4freak pairing they are meant to be!!

#sasusaku #writing this mini sasusaku manifesto because most of the tag bored me to tears #they are both weirdos that like the other one's weirdness #sasuke says unhinged edgelord stuff and sakura goes that doesn't sound right but i haven't had a frame of reference for normal in 10 years #and i'm certainly not reacquiring it any time soon bc that would be boring #i break faces to feel better now would that make you feel better?#would you like to go break faces together??#and sasuke goes you know what i think it would (is this a date? i hope it's a date)

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