#and it's just like. loreleaf is such a bodyguard martyr i want to give him a beefy boyfriend | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

wordsgood · 1 year

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loreleaf ended up with a short king boyfriend but there is something about loreleaf that makes me want to drop him into a very tall and muscular man's arms and let him blush for hours about it. this has absolutely nothing to do with totk and my thinky thoughts about link and sidon and the height difference, i don't know why you'd even bring that up

#im writing my awful self indulgent fic with loreleaf x [REDACTED PODCAST CHARACTER] who is also #kind of a short king in fanon and at the very least canonically not much to look at #and it's just like. loreleaf is such a bodyguard martyr i want to give him a beefy boyfriend #who can for once take the punches loreleaf usually takes for his loved ones #he needs! to be! bridal! carried!#he needs a monster boyfriend!! or at least a beefcake!!!#maybe that's why lorestiel was so much fun to write like a decade ago (shut the fuck up i was chasing my bliss)#i mean cas is not a beefcake but still a lot more powerful in just about every way #man........................maybe i should revisit that au. just like a little bit #OH that's why loreleaf and elliott from the farmer game is so good too #look i don't write self insert fanfics i write loreleaf insert fanfics #because he has all my issues but he's prettier and more interesting than i am so it's actually fun to write #michael-annals

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