#and no this is not incompatible with the o'brien polycule bc they very much discuss everything beforehand and stuff etc etc you get it

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Ppl are taking issue with the "statistically the horniest and least romantically committed crew in Starfleet" line on basis of DS9 existing but 1) DS9 is probably disqualified anyway since it's co-run with the Bajoran militia and 2) "statistically" implies "average" and I truly believe the O'Briens pull said average down considerably by being marriage georgs