#and now i'm thinking of apropos of nothing.... think our relationship might'a taught me something

[jeysuso]

Apropos Kerry's kids,

We (or at least I) were ROBBED of his kids being older then V, Kerry is like eighty-something and his kids are what? 14-16? Maybe younger??? bs🙄😒 Imagine visiting your dad that you haven't had proper contact with for years and there's just this DUDE, and you're lowkey a spoiled brat so you're mean to him but then he's mean back? And then you go to a club or a bar and you mention him and dude next to you pisses himself, EVERYONE instantly knows who your dad's sassy weirdo is, someone who you shouldn't talk shit about (and V obviously isn't mad or anything, he probably finds it funny + hes used to casual banter with Johnny, it all makes sense in my head, cdpr please call me back)

fjsdgkjdjgk “cdpr please call me back” SENT ME LMAOOOO hey babe

but it’s weird, i don’t really mind his kids being on the younger side whenever i think about it, because i think even at that age, mid-teens to late teens, they’re still probably close enough to V’s age that it would be weird enough (V’s like, what? late 20s?) for them, either way Kerry’s still an older guy dating someone at least 60 years younger than him, that they probably would still treat V a little off-handed.

plus, i think with them being teenagers too, they’re the perfect age for them being spoilt brats, because a lot of teenagers are. especially when they have rich and famous dads who can and probably does buy them anything they even so much s breathe on. and now there’s this guy, this young guy, coming into the picture? that’s just asking for trouble.

i headcanon that V gets along with Kerry’s daughter - i feel like V as a person is way too charming and charismatic not to get the daughter on side, i love the idea of him treating her like a princess (and calling her princess. V calling anyone princess makes my tummy do The Thing. same with Kerry.) - but the son, he’s the one he has to win over, and it isn’t easy. because i don’t know if i see Kerry’s son being spoilt, or if i see him just being very suspicious of what a young guy would see in an older guy like Kerry, other than eddie signs. 

plus, he is a teenager. most mid-teens are grumpy and difficult because they’re still finding themselves and it can’t be easy, being Kerry Eurodyne’s kid. especially if everybody knows that. he’s trying to discover his own identity but he’s already got somebody else’s pinned on him. it’s a lot of pressure. now add to the fact that his dad’s in every screamsheet going with a hot new boy-toy? oof. 

so i think the boy (his name... is... Ted, i think?) would give V a hard time, and he would hate that his little sister loved him already, and roll his eyes, and make sicky noises whenever he and Kerry were being cute in front of them, and tell them to get a room, and hate them with vehement passion because they’re being embarrassing, and Kerry would constantly have to apologise but V would dismiss it because he’s a really sweet guy and he’s so understanding. he knows Ted’s just a young man finding his feet. he gets it. hell, when V was a kid, he was ten times worse.

and in my head, i don’t want to let this get too long, but eventually V introduces Ted to boxing, just so he has something to channel all that anger and hostility into, and they end up bonding through that. because Ted inevitably realises that V’s just a normal guy who really fuckin loves his father, and he’s seen Kerry with V, he’s never been happier (and i think that probably did add to the hostility once upon a time, because Kerry’s happier with V than he ever will have been with Louise) and really, what more can he ask for?

it’s all very fluffy and “happily ever after” in my head. V would die for those kids in a heartbeat if he had to, and he’s extremely protective over them. like imagining Kim bringing home a partner to meet Kerry and V is hilarious because i think Kerry would be the welcoming one and V would b the one who’s like “SO I OWN EIGHTEEN GUNS, SEVEN KNIVES, I KNOW KUNG-FU AND I CAN KILL U IN TEN WAYS THAT’LL LOOK LIKE ACCIDENTS.”

xxx