#and she's putting carmina in her place bc

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Dbd killers as roommates HCS

Evan:

Taxidermie everywhere

Cleans his own dishes but never does laundry

Doesn't let you touch his posh stuff from his dad

Philip:

Loves houseplants

Nevers leaves his stuff around

Cooks

Max:

Unintentionally messy

Is really trying to help

Brakes dishes by accident

Sally:

Knits stuff all the time

Corney 'home sweet home' deco

All the dishes came from her

Micheal:

Literally has no stuff, just a bed and one set of clothes

You have no clue how he gets the money for his share of the rent

Have you ever seen him eat??

Lisa:

Always making stuff

Her room is surprisingly clean

Where does all the food go? she's so thin!

Herman:

You see him once a week

Never cleans the coffee pot, but is always making coffee

Power bill is through the roof

Anna:

No visitors, ever

Her room smells weird

Leaves food around

Bubba:

You have to be careful not to offend him bcs you can't eat the human meat he cooks

He might be afraid of you?

Funny by accident

Freddy:

Perv

Hates your s.o.

Worst roommate stereotypes up to 11

Amanda:

Traps everywhere

"y/n don't touch that, you'll lose a finger" as you move a trap to make dinner

tries to help around the house, never has time

Kenneth:

Fast food

Always drunk/high

Has never touched a dirty dish unless he was eating

Rin:

Probably the best on here

You guys have a literal chore schedule

Likes to have tv on in the background

Frank:

Has other legion members over all the time

Smokes and leaves butts everywhere

Every month or so he pisses you off and you make him sleep in his car for a night

Julie:

Energy drinks

"Dude, i'll do it later"

Steals stuff and brings it home

Joey:

Headphones

When not headphones, loud music

V chill

Susie:

Tries to help, but never does anything all the way through

Creativity all over the place

Bright colors

Adiris:

Praying

Will shush you like a librarian

So. much. incense.

Danny:

Sneaks up on you and takes candid shots

Sometimes doesn't eat for days

His room looks like a bomb dropped

Demo:

More of a pet

Begs for food

Bad table manners

Kazan:

Leaves a mess wherever he goes

The neighbors hate both of you

Randomly starts talking about his family

Calib:

Spits in all the trash cans

Gun Tricks

Whole place smells like tobacco

PH:

Can't fit in doorways

Breaks appliances

Drags his huge knife around with him

Talbot:

Orange drool in the carpets

Only talks when he feels like it

Black coffee, every morning, in a beaker

Charlotte and Victor:

Victor menaces you when hes angry

Charlotte helps out, but is kinda messy despite her best efforts

sometimes they fuck w/ you together

Ji-Woon:

Never helps out

Sings loudly at the crack of dawn

Litens to his own music 24/7 and has a million mirrors in his room

Nemesis:

Eats too much

He carries his rocket launcher around the house with him

Never really at home, but leaves a huge mess

Pinhead:

Grosses you out during dinner(on purpose?)

Does chores when he's bored

LOVES spicy food and you don't let him cook anymore

Carmina:

Paints still lives of random stuff from around the house

Crows everywhere

Ink splatters on everything

Sadako:

Leaves well water everywhere

Leaves hair everywhere

Gross fingernails

Dredge:

How does this thing even live in your house??

Wesker:

Spends a lot of time locked in his room

You're getting real sick of zombies/explosion/having to wear protective clothing around the house

(for some reason i feel like he puts the toilet paper roll on backwards)

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