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hauntinglyghostie · 18 days
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inseparable. a shadow and its source. life and death. as much as you want to tear away the thought of him, you can't. you stood by him, and his shadow lingers.
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also here's this TERRIBLY shitty drawing I made inspired by @denimscotch saying Lysandre needs to "take a chill pill. make slime or something" and @rainbowpufflez encouraged me to actually post it.
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theburgessobserver · 2 months
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JACK FROST WILD WEST AU!
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It was another typical day at the North Pole ....if you can call arguing among Santa Claus,The Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy about the Northern lights typical…
North:How many times I've got tell you it's not problem that we can deal with just like that!
Bunnymund:I didn't ask you for your opinion!
North:I sick you bothering me
North:I didn't get any sleep last night because i had to fix the Guardian Lights.
Toothiana:We have been talking about this for 3 hours and we still don't know where to start!
North:Look Tooth you flying up miles does not fix problem.
North:I know urgency it's probably more important to me than it to you!And I invented it!So just stop pushing me.
Bunnymund:Stop Pushing?!
Bunnymund:We've had this broken down for a week now!What if an emergency happened we couldn't just be in the dark about it.
Tooth:Okay so we're all tired and we all want to get it done as soon as possible so why dont we just ride it.
Meanwhile Jack was watching some westerns on an portable TV he found them so fun even though they took place in the Dry and Hot Desert most of the time.He had always had a bit of fondness for them after all he grew up as a cattle boy and it felt familiar to him now more than ever.
And the toys of the workshop helped the feel what with the cowboy action figures,horses,stage coaches and toy town and model train set it just worked out!
He was quite sad to see his friends arguing he wanted to help so he came up with an idea.
North:Look Jack ive already told you keep out of this
Jack:Well , I just thought…
North:Well just don't there's nothing you can do to help,It's enough dealing these two here without you make it more difficult.
Bunny:Yeah go back and leave us alone!
North:That's right and we'll make the decisions!
Tooth:And could you turn that Television down!?
Well…all i wanted to do was just give a suggestion,Jack silently muttered to himself…
Bunny:WELL THERE AS SOME JOBS THEY CAN'T DO AND THIS IS ONE OF THEM!
North:Oh,and what did they do before we had the Northern Lights?
Bunny:Holy Mackerel…just listen to this guy!
Tooth:Look,will you two just stop fighting amongst yourselves so we can finally get somewhere?
Bunny:But…
North:But nothing just leave me alone so I get back to work.
Tooth:Look North we dont want to tell you what to do it's just that this is a very important necessity.
Meanwhile Jack was getting tired and started to drop off to sleep Sandy noticed him and so he gave him so gave him some Dreamsand.Jack was falling asleep the words of the fellow Guardians were on his mind”Keep out of this Jack!” ”That's right,we'll, make the decisions!”
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Gunfire was heard in J.Shorters Bank in Sandy Springs,the Bankteller was held at gunpoint by a bandit.
“Oh my,Oh my,you can't do that!Mr.Shorty will be very mad”:He said as the bandits took the bags of gold one by one.
While at Gunpoint he saw the alarm…slowly he inched his way towards it.
Cmon,Cmon thats it.
Just one more..
Yeah Just one more
“The trouble with your two is that you're just plain greedy”Said the lead bandit to the other two.
Hurry it up,Hurry it up!
Suddenly a shot rang out and ink flew across the teller
“I wouldn't do that if i were you….next time i'm aiming for you!”
Okay you,lets beat it!
The Bandit turned back to the teller:”I hope you have a nice warm fireplace.”
After which he shot down a lamp and set it ablaze,
Before Leaving he stopped to say:Were the Guardian gang,see you round partner.
The Bankteller went to the phone.
Operator!Operator!Fire!Help!Robbery!Oh my!
Outside the gang in their eight horse oven stagecoach were riding high.
YIPPEE YI YAY!YAHOO!YAHHA!WOOHOO!YAHEY!
They said as they drove over the Mayor's garden with the Mayor shaking his fist at the unchained bandits who knocked down his fence.
Maverick Nick:How are we doing ?
Deadshot Aster:If you try to ride this this coach and not fly it we'll do a whole lot better
Dragon Tooth:Yeah try not to get us crippled before we spend the money
Dragon Tooth:What's the matter Aster?I thought you like a little bit of dangerous driving!
Deadshot Aster:Yeah I know but I'd like to stay alive too!What's next chief?
Maverick Nick:A little Gold consignment in Kansas City and the nearest town from here to there is..Jacksville
Maverick Nick:Reckon well bide our time there
Deadshot Aster:Did you Say Jacksville?
Maverick Nick:Yes so what?
Deadshot Aster:Well the Sheriff there has a reputation for Law and Fun!
Dragon Tooth:And they say he's the coolest draw in the west.
Maverick Nick::QUIT WHINING YOU TWO!I said next stop Jacksville
Jackville Law Abiding folks welcome:the sign read.
Sherrif Jack was resting in cool breee,just yesterday he shot off an apple of the Bartenders head while saying that he would do it"without knocking down a single hair".Then again the Bartender was bald.But that was the fun and excitment this town needed.
When suddenly a man broke in and started gesturing in sign language.
The Guardian Gang is in town?Ok let's play it cool then….
At the Saloon the atmosphere was most dissatisfactory with the three new guests.
Deadshot Aster:Another drink and be quick about it mate!
Maverick Nick::Yeah I could do with another strong drink.
Katherine:I hope you aren't planning no trouble after all this is a Law abiding town and this is a respectable Bar!
Deadshot Aster:Why don't you get lost sweetheart?
Maverick Nick:What's hurry I hope you not trying to pull out just when lifes getting sweet?
T:Well no chief but..
Maverick Nick:Then Shut it
M:At Six today the express mail train will pick up the largest load of Gold ever shipped in the west and right now its safe and sound but 5 minutes before the train leave station that gold will be wheeled out on the platform and that's when our dream will come true!
Sheriff Jack entered the Bar
Silence fell
He slowly walked up to the ringer
What'll it be, sheriff?Said the Barkeep.
Maverick Nick:Vodka,Sheriff?
Jack:No,just milk.
Silence fell again and all eyes were on him.
The Gang all looked at him.
Jack slowly reached for his milk.
His hand slowly made his way when……
BANG!A shot rang out!
And then another and another!
Everyone ducked.
Deadshot Aster missed and Jack shot his gun out of his hand.
Jack:Alright dont move,hold it right there!
Tooth was about to shoot him when Sandy hit here with a chair knocking her out.
Nick was about to get Jack but as he aimed Katherine hit him.
Let that be a lesson to you, never be rude to a lady.
Great job gang!Jack said congratulating the loyal citizens.
Alright you put your hands up!
N:well get even with you Sheriff
Okay Sandy take them to the jailhouse
Jack:You can just cool off in there, okay?
The phone ranged
Jack:Yes
Trouble down at the Eastwood rodeo Sheriff!Could you come down?:said the voice from the phone.
Jack:Sure Slim!
Sandy gestured.
“Yes i'm leaving to help Slim,you stay here deputy and guard them till i return.”
“Ok,but remember to keep an eye on them.”
One Hour later the deputy was asleep whilst he lay there while the gang plotted…
They had connected a hook to a piece of wire and were trying to get the keys which lay on the desk.Whispering amongst each other.
T:Just a little more
D:Easy
N:Blast it!
T:Try again.
D:Thats it,Thats it,Thats it
Lady Luck must have smiled on them for they got the keys hooked and slowly dragged them across the floor.
Sandy would move every now and again,stirring as if his dream was turning into a nightmare.
N:Tooth you take care of him ill get the weapons.
Sandy was still sleeping but he woke up when he was bound and not gagged.He was tied to his seat and could only helplessly look on as the gang made there getaway.
Maverick Nick: said:I hope you have a nice warm fireplace.
And promptly shot the oil lamp and lit it.
The fire spread whilst the gang went on to their stagecoach and fled.
Sandy was struggling and trying to unbound himself while the fire came closer and closer.
He knew he wouldn't make it out through the exit as he was bound and would never make it so he knocked over the phone.
While he couldn't talk he could alert Jack.
He did his form of communication one tap yes two taps no.
Who is this?Tap Tap Tap Tap.Sandy is that you?Tap .Is there some sort of trouble?Tap.Dont worry, I'm on my way!
The Stagecoach was going like crazy through the lone prairie at dangerous speeds.
Suddenly it stopped at the crossroad which said:Kansas City and Border.
D:Why have we stopped mate?
N:Look we make plan and we do it!
T:I dont know the mountain road is hard and this large stagecoach wont make it!
D:And i'm not risking my neck in Kansas after the shootings of 89.And that gold will surely have guards.
N:Look i glad we out of Jail but we still have hope to ride off into the sunset as the richest bandits ever.
D:I say we go for the border where well be safe.
N:I say for Kansas you don't know this Stagecoach as much as I , why i….
T:Built it?
N:Of Course not!I stole it!
Aster:We should just scream. I don't want to be on this crazy thing one minute longer than I need to!
T:Listen you two !We can still make it!And have all the gold we want!
D:I'm not risking my neck just to satisfy your bloody greed!We've got plenty from the other places we hit and when we double-crossed those Midget Terrors of Tiny Town.
T:Can you two just make up your minds?
The fire rained hot in the Sheriff's office…Jack saw his past melt before his eyes his valued memories gone in the light of the blaze the Guardians made.Fortunately He made it in time to save Sandy.While Sandy was not a good talker he was a great listener and knew exactly what the bandits planned to do!
He wrote down the Border and Kansas and information he heard.
Jack:Hmm the border but their heart was on the gold too ...and they'll make it there before the express and then they would paint the town red…unless there desperate people and greedy…i'm going to put my career on them going for the gold and and i'll stop them even or bust!
Sandy wrote:You'd better be careful there, dangerous and taught.With the Price of 200,000 thousand dollars on their head and their infamy they don't think twice!
D:Ok im going on…but if this thing breaks to splinters it was your choice!
N:So as I say let's go!
Jack got aboard the she was driven by Jamie Jones the famed engineer.He was proud of his engine it was a modern 4-4-0 fresh out of the Baldwin Locomotive Works with 15 inch cylinders and 80 inch drivers beautifully decorated and modern she was Jamies love.With diamond leaf lettering proudly presenting their name”Iron Belle“….the chase of the horse and the iron horse was on!
Jack:Well, We need to make it there!
Jamie Jones:Dont worry i think we can!Cmon girl you can do it,show them what you're made of!
The Guardian Gang had quite a lead but the horses struggled up the steep grades and Nick's whip didn't help much.
D:What's wrong with this thing?Are you sure you don't have any brakes?Because they seem to be on.He sarcastically remarked.
The Iron Belle was gaining but the road went downhill so the gang was speeding up. It was a rough,wild and hazardous ride as they passed through a Railroad Crossing.
Jamie:Hot Diggity,that's my Girl looks like they licked.Were gaining quick.
They started coming closer…
The Iron Horse sped through the tunnel with its whistles wailing in a cry of victory!
T:The Sheriffs aboard!
D:Are you sure?
T:Completely, I could tell by how the sun glinted off his white teeth.
Suddenly the horses got a second wind and started to speed up.
The train and the coach were nearly side by side!
B:Keep 'em going neck and neck!
The race was on!
N:Onwards Jailbird, Laws nightmare and Spirit.
Cmon, I'm waiting for you:said Jack.
N:He's got gun!
D:Whadya expect mate?A shovel?
Deadshot climbed aside and took aim and started shooting at the cab and Jack fired back they were practically next to each other.Jack missed Aster but the shot disbalanced him and knocked him over while falling off he clumsily got his foot stuck in the ropes so he was dragged on.
Dragon Tooth:Dont stop, we can do it!
Maverick Nick successfully navigated it through shortcuts through the mountain road so they could make up for the Expresses' faster speeds.
As they rounded the next crossing they passed the express; it wasn't over yet.
Meanwhile Aster was still dragging along through the dust and sand.
D:Well now I look like a dust Bunny.He said to himself.
The Express kept on gaining and soon enough they were yet again neck and neck with Jack firing back at T.
The Steam pressure was building and Belle was straining under the speed it was going at!
Jamie:C'mon you can do it!
But she was losing steam rapidly,the bullet hole on the boiler did their work and it looked like it was over!
Aster was right!The Coach was put under too much pressure too and lost a wheel just as it was going over a railroad crossing and got stuck.
The train was going too fast and collided with the coach as the horses ran loose as the reins broke and the coach got caught on the cowcatcher…
The gang was hanging on for dear life when suddenly..
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"Jack?Jack?"
"We must stop the Guardians gang"
Jack woke up to see North and the guardians around him.
North:Jack?Jack?Jack?You've been dreaming,are you right?
Jack:Yeah…
Bunnymund:Sorry we were a bit tough on you,but we were all nervous about the breakdown.
North:But we found a solution!And to celebrate we'll have a trip to Oklahoma as you wanted!
Tooth:But it won't be exactly like as you saw in the cowboy movie you saw.
North:What were you dreaming about?
Jack:Well…
Jack:I was the Sheriff of Jacksville,and you were part of the guardian gang.
The Guardians listened with interest,except Sandy who couldn't help but smile….
This happens circa a few months after the events of the movie,by this point in time Jack has gotten used to his life as a Guardian and coming often to North's Workshop to as he put it:Chill out.
Also i tried to make this all work to be canon so it had to be a dream that Sandy made for Jack.(Katherine the barowner is based on mother goose by the way...).Also the Terrors of Tiny town is an actual movie name for a western in this there somewhat like (all midget western)elfs with which the gang worked together for 3 years straight.......dont ask about the fourth year......it isnt pretty....
Please like,review and comment .It makes my day!And helps me.
Names
Cool-Handed Jack
Deadshot Aster-Wanted 100,000 Dollars....Dead or Alive(But rather dead..)
Wanted for:
? counts for murder
7 counts of mercenary activity
22 counts of theft
15 counts of Arson
And longtime Bootlegging
And more possible
Wanted in 8 states+Australia
He is said to be as dry and hostile as the outback.
While hes a terryfing Gunslinger he has a second weapon of choice a boomerang with it taking and returning things to him he conducted mandy unbelivable robberies like stealing the golden eggs of Gooses Gulch.
Deadshot Aster,one of the best shots of the west as leader of his former gang of outlaw which was based in Spring Town.He was often called there the true mayor as he had all the power over those"eggheads"as he called them....He made many robberies...also in his earlier years he was a hitman one of the best infact but quit becuase he thought he was working for too little and started his own bussiness....also he was in charge of making Eggnog and Moonshine without paying tax or owning in his secret underground tunnels.....with this network he could apper anywhere in town without warning with his men.
He and Jack have quite a history together as he arrested him once and turned him over to the 7th cavalry company who put him in a maximum security prison only for him to tunnel out.
Also Jack was once one of his targets....while he failed to shoot him his boomerang hurt him hard and the incident with the Union Pacific Railroad....dont ask about it its personal for them...
Maverick Nick
Dragon Tooth
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Now i invite you to a journey to a land which boundaries are that of imagination!A story.....that you will not believe! Little does anyone know that a threat IS COMING!!!! Pitch while powerfull and dangerous....this....is far worse! There is far more at stake then just belief! (It was alluded to in certain offical rotg content) And will have some details about the past.
Find out on MARCH 27TH!!! WHO WILL SAVE US????? And what is this giant threat that will imperil everyone?
Part 1 ON MARCH 27TH!!!!(PROLOGUE 26TH)
-EARTHS GREATEST SECRETS WILL BE REVEALED!
CREDIT TO:https://www.deviantart.com/dragonauroralight FOR DRAWING
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