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moregraceful · 6 months

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my follow up to last night's post is that my boss okay'd my new schedule (🥳) and my maybe new boss said, I am concerned about how much you have on your plate, and then instead of spending any time figuring that out, I spent two hours trying to dodge the allegations and queuing posts on the Cuda blog. Cole Cassels you truly are this year's less broken Pat Sieloff

#i was like why am i being SUCH a jackass to everyone around me and then i remembered it's my dad's birthday on friday lmfao #fresno oilers.txt #also i think pat sieloff fr retired bc ALL of his sticks were in the cuda shop #i was like i should buy these. but then i was like what do i do with ten pat sieloff sticks #maybe i will just slowly buy them over the course of the season. new stupid sidequest identified #by the end of the season i will have ten hockey sticks labeled with pat sieloff's name. and i will still not follow him on instagram #do you ever think abt like....i have no kids and may never and someday i'm gonna have a stress aneurysm while living alone #and the police are going to find me dead on the floor with my chihuahua having eaten parts of me for food #and someone is going to have to go through my house and deal with all my stuff #and they're going to find ten pat sieloff hockey sticks #and they are going to say #i completely understand how this guy had an aneurysm

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