#and was like omggggg we gonna get married 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[rosicheeks]

All in favor of seeing Rosie wear a ballgown on just a regular basis, say I! 🙋🏾‍♂️

Hmmmmm if this gets 15+ likes I’ll post me in a ballgown 🥰

[luckyqueenreign]

BESTIEEEEEEE OMGGGGG HAHDBDJEISN RIDENGNRIDNENSJDE WHERE DO I EVEN BEGIN?!😂😂😂😂

FB gave us some SAVAGE scenes this week, like praise be!

You know full well I did bits with Finn and my petty ass is over here smirking that we got away with it😈 BUT THEY GAVE US AN OPTION TO SPRAY HIM WITH COLD WATER?!?!?! Comedy gold.

I also told Dana I wanted him to do the romantic gesture to me and told Kat I hoped Finn raised my HR the most, like girlie pop if the shower bits get spilled maybe you won’t be so shocked now!?

HR challenge… not worth talking about. But whatever I danced my sexy heart out for Suresh and the gem dance for him too. Mama was gonna treat him right and remind him of that time I got paid for accidentally stripping❤️ come on baby let this little cowgirl whisper (moan) in yo ear😮‍💨

Fucking Alfie man. FB, why why why do we keep spending so much time on him?! Clearly Suresh wanted to talk then too so why did we not get the option? The man spilled his heart out and I said NO yet he still wanna take us on a “love tour”? NAUR. Rejected again! Wasted time.

GABIIIIIIIII, the one thing FB kinda got right this volume😂😂😂 I got to tell her I’m through with her stories, give her sass, make her look like a 🤡🤡🤡🤡 over a ring that was clearly meant for us from the minute she opened her mouth, and she’s finallyyyyyyy out of the villa BUT NOT BEFORE I COULD TELL HER SHES NEVER GOING TO FIND ANYONE AND BE SINGLE FOREVER💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 when I tell you I cackled at that, I mean I CACKLED! But also too much time spent on her leaving. Like GIRL BYE!

Biggest plot hole though was MC saying that the ring was like the one she always wanted but literally no one ever described the ring…🤔🤔🫢

I’ve been playing Finn and Suresh routes at the same time for the last 2 volumes and especially this go around but idk if Daddy Resh wanted to marry us I might have to stick with my OG baby boy. Cause like what if we go that route and he proposes to us at the finale?!😮‍💨🫡

Also this volume set up @mrsbsmooth perfectly for more Jaded chapters🥹🥹

BESTIE I LOVE UR SYNOPSIS!!!! I am dying lolol I cannot believe u told Gabi she was going to be single forever 💀💀💀💀 I didnt have the heart LMAO

As for Alfie....FB LEAVE ME ALONE...I DONT WANT HIM. the love tour. LIKE omg ...im sure the alfie girls ate but how many times must I reject this man?!

As for the ring, I actually did get a description of it! They said mine was a gold band...did people not get a description?? I think this was based on what you said in excess baggage to alfie.

and YESSS @mrsbsmooth is going to kill it on jaded, as she has been, with all this new tea in this volume!