#ansy's stalking: jessamine

[throwaway-yandere]

Not an anon, but this random question came to mind:: What are your coffee preferences?? :0

[From this]

Dr. Astrilde: I personally go with whatever coffee is available. I prefer the bitter ones (but kopiko blanca is my beloved cuz it's just nice to dip bread on it)

Dr. Astrilde: Considering how my name is "ansy-tea" though, I guess it's to be expected that my answer to this question would be boring— there's someone who's very eager to answer though...

Archbishop Theophilus: Coffee— this is by no means dogma so please do not cite this as gospel— is quite possibly the greatest invention mankind has offered this century!

Archbishop Theophilus: I am so intrigued by how, in another universe, it is an ancient discovery. Our scholars have only just found out three decades ago that these beans are edible and safe for consumption!

[Theophilus is eager to show you his collection, carefully taking out containers from his personalized shelf.]

Archbishop Theophilus: So far, this nectar brule Their Majesty had presented on my birthday is my favorite. The good doctor here informed me that it's comparable to cafe serré in your realm!... I do hope I am not butchering my pronunciation, haha.

Archbishop Theophilus: If... If you fancy the notion, would you like to join me in my quest for new blends? Perhaps having another friend could finally convince Their Majesty to also join in on the good cheer. It would be nice to have (Y/n) visit with a radiant smile on their face for once...

[Theophilus stopped smiling.]

[He clears his throat.]

Archbishop Theophilus: ...Oh, dearie, you have caught me rambling on. Forgive this old man, I simply missed having company.

Archbishop Theophilus: Haha, look at me, praying to the Heavens for (Y/n) to smile when I only ever don one myself when blabbering on about either coffee or Their Majesty... How miserable...