#anyway at least brad dourif is in this lol

[nightmarewritings]

Thoughts on Rob Zombies Halloween remake as it's watched (spoilers!)

Also, theres like, swearing and I thirst a lot.

very hard to get past the first 3-4 minutes, took me legit 5 tries because I couldn't stand Myers family. 😔

Grown Michael HOT. 🥵🔥Really digging that orange mask.

Don't wanna sound like a monster but it's been really hard to care about these deaths except like Danny Trejos. Like dang, these are some EVIL rednecks!

Dr. Loomis HOT, glad they took advantage of Malcolm McDowell's beautiful blue eyes for closeups.

You really can't go wrong with Ken Foree, can you? He's hilarious in this.

oh he's dead.

Not really liking this Laurie so far, but I've only seen like a minute of her so there's plenty of time to turn it around. she looks younger than Jamie Lee Curtis did in the original, but from what I've seen of yearbooks people just looked older back then for some reason.

The armless skeleton decoration cracked me up

Rob Zombie is really good at writing young kids, Tommy and young Michael both sounded a lot like how real kids talk. Dude has missed his true calling writing a kids show.

not gonna lie, I know he needed the iconic mask but I sure wouldn't have minded if he wore that orange one more.

DANIELLE HARRIS? OH HELL YEAH!

I want a spin-off of Udo Kier, Clint Howard, and Malcolm McDowell just chewing the scenery together.

Lmao I love Laurie and her friends talking shit to Michael, that was funny.

Always kinda lowkey thought Brad Dourif was hot. I blame One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest.

I love Lauries coat. I want it.

That skeleton figure continues to delight.

Loving all these cameos!

One thing I love about Rob Zombie movies is the dude legit has great taste in music and a good eye for interesting aesthetic. This movie really nails the autumn feel.

Oh shit one of the jump scares got me!

Idk what it is about this Michael Myers but I wanna lick that dirty mask (and then die from my latex allergy).

Tommy Doyle has some damn good skeleton makeup, kid looks badass!

Every scene with Loomis is a treasure

Brad Douriff too, these dudes are KILLIN IT!

The Strode's answering machine message is charmingly dorky.

That's a really weird way to deal with finding a baby at a crime scene isn't it? I don't know, I'm not a cop.

Rob Zombie is really good at making tense scenes.

MICHAEL MYERS BUSTIN THROUGH

Michael carrying Laurie like that got me like “god I wish that was me”. I really shouldn’t watch slasher movies while thirsty.

Aw this part where he’s showing Laurie the photo is kinda sweet.

Man I just want one movie where the final girl joins the villain and it isn’t really gross and cheesy like in Texas Chainsaw 3D.

Oh she stabbed him. I get he’s evil but dang girl, dude was opening up to ya. Didn’t have to open him up too lol pretty badass tho, can’t lie.

How’d he fit all that hair under his mask anyway? Makes me wanna buy one and see how much hair I could fit in it, but the latex would fuck me up.

Myers family had a really nice pool.

I want to cuddle up close to Loomis too while he tells me it’s alright.

OH JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE HELL- lmao Loomis that’s such a weird thing to say there

Laurie is REALLY good at hiding. Like dang girl you need to enter competitive hide and seek or something.

Michael’s big and hot but ngl I kinda want Laurie to shoot him at least once because I don’t like how he’s just smashing up this house. I don’t care if it’s old and falling apart anyway, you’re ruining the aesthetic.

Just pictured Billy Lenz falling out of the attic on Michael and laughed so hard I snorted.

Man this Laurie went through HELL, like all Lauries have but her face looks ROUGH, like I can barely see it through the blood. Real badass though!

Not a big fan of the ending, too abrupt, but overall it’s MUCH better than I thought it’d be, once it got going it REALLY got going. Plus I want big giant like 6’7” Michael to stomp on my 5’ self. Not my favorite horror remake, but it’s certainly not the worst and not nearly as bad as I used to guess. Overall, very glad I watched it!

[leaveharmony]

I've always wanted to know #1! I already know about all your tattoos but how about 9?

Hahahaha oh godI’m gonna go with 9 first because it’s simpler…I’ve got two lined up that I’ve got to wait for my artist to get back from Cuba next week to set the appointment up, I think I’ve shown you the design, Daryl floating in space and stuff.  Plus Tana’s kanji.  There’s actually a lot I’ve got designed but obviously I have to sorta…spread getting them out lol.  I kinda want to do collarbone ones but instead of graceful sparrows, like, a duck and a seagull.  I’ve got a whale tied to a hot air balloon planned.  There’s at least a 50% chance I’ll do a matching Tana portrait to go with my Shinsuke one.  I want a Lion’s Mark, just modified a little…there’s a pile of half done designs around here somewhere, I think under the Japanese language work books…

#1!  Ahh.  I’ve never been able to work out how to explain it without it sound completely batcrap insane.  :/  When I was in highschool I met a girl from Chicago in a Rocky Horror chat room.  

Her friend Tony was also a regular there and they’d sort of …like I say, there’s no way to say it without sounding crazy…she had started a running friend-fiction (before it was…uh, uncool?) in which they were the adopted children of….god why did you have to ask this question?  lmaoOF BOY GEORGE AND MICKO WESTMORELAND, OK?anyway, so, when we became friends she decided there was a third sibling and so she wrote one in based on me and her name was Harmony.  This went on for like, years and years and I think by a certain point I was the only one who’d still sorta go along with it cos it was fun hashing out ideas, but at some point she decided that something was gonna be ~too unrealistic~ in Harmony’s plotline and so she didn’t wanna do it and I didn’t …take it super well, admittedly, but this was when she quite unexpectedly told me that Harmony’d never been ~me~ or ~mine~ which…like after probably upwards of seven years always supporting her with this thing was something of a surprise, so that sort of stopped being a thing we do.  And it was upsetting, because I was essentially told that nothing I’d contributed was in any way of value and the ball was pulled outta my hands and my friend went home and deflated it.

Anyway during the long and complicated process of essentially passive aggressively arguing about it I found one of the Brad Dourif films I’d been looking for, Sonny Boy (which was fucking awful) and by complete coincidence the town the characters lived in was called Harmony, and at some point somebody suggested leaving town and Brad’s character said, in an offended and incredulous voice, “Leave HARMONY?”

And because I enjoy reminding myself of terrible things that happened to me emotionally, apparently, I thought it was funny in a bitter sort of way and that’s my url.