#anyway this was mostly an excuse to write some xeno and dave and gamzee having to wear their get-along shirt (it's covered in blood)

[splickedylit]

Chapters: 1/1 Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas, Gamzee Makara & Karkat Vantas Characters: Gamzee Makara, Karkat Vantas, Dave Strider Additional Tags: Stitches, Language Barrier, I guess brief pale cuckolding although that is a bonkers tag to put on a fic, Alternate Universe - No Sburb/Sgrub Sessions, Alternate Universe - Feferi Took Over, Xeno Summary:

Karkat's moirail meets his matesprit. It goes alright. Nothing's exploding yet, anyway. Karkat just has to translate, and mediate, and fix Dave, and keep Gamzee in line, and not flip his shit. Fucking easy. It's all under control. -- Gamzee's moirail introduces him to his little alien flushcrush. It goes alright. Just the human's freaking out, and then Karkat's freaking out, and then when Gamzee goes to fix it it gets worse for some reason. It's not like the little squishy motherfuckers count as quadrants. So who knows what the big motherfucking deal is. -- Dave's boyfriend brings around his other boyfriend, and Dave has an educational experience on the subject of quadrants. It goes alright. Except the guy's a handsy dick who doesn't speak basically any English and wears clown makeup. And Karkat seems to be making some kind of romance power-move at him to prove a point. And Dave's dripping blood all over his favorite pair of sweatpants.